#titans show

Superboyfriends!!!!!

if Kon isn’t even in this episode :/

ok so Dick is just Trigon’s possessed lackey to attach Rachel and Gar

oh yippee Jason’s back. riding a motorcycle through the manor and falling down stairs.

fuck his jacket is so cool though i gotta give him that

TITANS NAME DROP. WHEN NO ONE HAS EVEN BEEN CALLED THAT OR REFERRED TO ANYONE ELSE AS THAT EVER SO FAR

HANK AND DAWN LAUGHING AT JASON BEING ROBIN THEN HANK SERIOUSING AT HIM CALLING DAWN “BABE” CAN THEY PLEASE KICK HIS ASS.

there’s no way Bruce put a second tracker in Dick that’s just Jason lying surely

“I’m gonna kill this kid.” i mean Hank i don’t blame you

Donna and Kori are beefing outside the force field

they’re really just throwing around the Titan title all of a sudden huh

“What the fuck is that and why is it wearing Dick’s costume?” god i hope Donna puts Jason in his place i am begging

why is Dick going all The Shining on them this is laughable

really thought Donna was queuing up for a “Titans…together!” there but it was just a “Titans…And new Robin. Let’s go.” naturally

Rachel what the fuck are you talking about obviously Kory is not going to kill you. you’re wasting time

oh this is just Kory’s mind prison

if i have to see everyone go through what Dick did last ep i’m gonna scream

Donna’s memory of the fire :(

well one of them is going to have to NOT give in to the darkness so who’s it gonna be

let’s see what Jason’s worst memory is. oh it’s a visualization of a future where Dick killed Bruce and is trying to also kill him. mmkay

it’s giving Jason attacking Tim in Titans Tower

Chekhov’s gun who’s gonna use it!

wow Jason is soooo cool and edgy for flipping Dick off! you show him!

naturally it’s Jason with the gun

“The gun that killed Bruce’s parents.” i just don’t think he’d keep that around actually

JASON HEADSHOTTING DICK. WHY AM I BEING MADE TO WATCH THIS.

oh my god is this the continuation of the flashback of Hank and Dawn where we left off in the coma

“Real life horror movie! Real life horror movie!” that’s what i’m saying Gar

they’re all beating Gar to death. this is so fucked-up that’s literally my silly little guy

i just don’t think talking to Dick and begging is gonna work

he’s just gonna kill Gar himself surely

EVERYONE LEAVE GAR ALONE

RACHEL LOCK THE FUCK IN RN GIRL

ok so Trigon just ripped Rachel’s heart out of her chest no worries all good

HE’S TURNING INTO HIS DEMONIC FORM

HER HEART BECAME A CRYSTAL THAT HE PUT IN HER FOREHEAD AND NOW SHE’S EVILLY POSSESSED

Trigon’s design is so bad what is that

he’s so killing Angela

yeah she’s dead. i mean maybe don’t believe a demon cares for you and have his child who you then trick into doing your bidding to summon him to eat the world.

GAR BECAME A SNAKE?? HE UNLOCKED A NEW FORM

OH MY GOD THE POWER OF BBRAE IS BRINGING RACHEL BACK. STFU THAT’S CINEMA

the crystal now being a lil plastic gem stuck to her forehead

Rachel asking Dick “What happened to you?” well your father the all-powerful evil demon got in his mind and put on the worst episode ever that’s what happened

“Dick, you would never kill Batman.” “Are you kidding? I’ve been dreaming of this since I was 12 years old.” no you haven’t shut up

yeah let’s make him relive his parents’ death that’ll surely help

wow the power of love and acrobatics brought Dick back from evil. and you know what, i’ll allow it because that would work on him

if they beat Trigon by the end of the episode i’ll laugh with rage. this should’ve been the s1 finale. what happened.

Rachel really thinks she’s eating with this talk to Trigon doesn’t she

ok yeah just decimating Trigon casually and everyone is saved from possession

LITERALLY WHY WAS THIS NOT THE FINALE????

Jason jumping in front of the news camera in his Robin suit to yell “Titans are back, bitches! Woo!” i’m rocking back and forth and reminding myself this version of Jason Todd isn’t real and can’t hurt me

DICK SUPERMANBAITING GAR

Dick is taking Rachel, Gar, and Jason on a roadtrip

i genuinely don’t get it. this definitely was meant to be the finale. why was it not?

is this Kon in a cabin in the woods.

nope. Slade fucking Wilson. 🫩

with a really bad costume design nonetheless

the prodigal son returns to the manor!

ALFRED REVEAL

IT’S BRUCE. I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD. WHY IS HE SO OLD. WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT AT ALL. HE NEVER LOOKED LIKE THIS IN ALL THE SIDE PROFILES AND DARKENED SILHOUETTES FROM SEASON 1.

AND HE DEFINITELY IS BRITISH OR IS DOING A SEMI-TRANSATLANTIC ACCENT??

sorry for this meaningful convo going on between Dick and Bruce about their unspoken issues i’m simply not processing it all due to the whole #NotMyBruce of it all. is this anyone’s Bruce? is this even Dick’s Bruce? i just don’t believe it. was it the rights issue. they couldn’t use any of his likeness on tv surely so they stole an Alfred design.

SAN FRANCISCO

BRUCE MADE DICK TAKE JASON WITH HIM HE DID NOT WANNA DEAL WITH HIS ASS AT ALLLLL

TITANS TOWER

Rachel’s suddenly curled and styled bob is killing me

the suit room showing all the former Titans as Gar imagines them

DONNA IN THE WONDER GIRL SUIT

please zoom out and show me the T of the tower—orrrr not! they used all their cgi budget on bad Trigon design i guess

and in case i haven’t said it enough: why was this the s2 opener and not the finale?? it wrapped up s1’s arc well (albeit rushed and way too easily) and gave me something to look forward to for the next plot developing. plus the Kon teaser could’ve easily gone at the end of this ep as it did at the finale (and maybe then i wouldn’t have missed it 🙃). also the finale would’ve pissed me off less if it was just the penultimate and then everything got addressed in this ep to actually end the season