#tindertime

You always run the risk when you right swipe someone with mutuals, but since our rule is always swipe right, we don’t have a choice. Since we’re trolling and not trying to find a sperm donor, why not just say the mutual is your relative? We figure...a sister is too close and he might know her family, so we branch out a little bit and go with a cousin. A safe option, right?

Wrong.

Looking for someone new? *TINDER* is here!

The app that lets you flick through, lets say... 'potentials' that are within your local area. Swipe right for like, swipe left for no. If someone likes you back that you also liked, it's a match! Hey presto! That Easy!!

Little big anonymous decided it was TINDER TIME! And took a swipe into the new world of finding the one, or shall we say the perfect 'Match <3' 

Stories of real TINDER TIME CATASTROPHES... 

'It all looked so promising... and I was getting a few matches! My ego was feeling good and I started chatting to this one guy quite a lot. So I decided to give him my number so we could chat more. We were texting normal until our chat took a dirty twist. I don't mind a little dirty chat but it got weird. He attached photos of himself dressed up in women's underwear, not just your casual under garments either! Total sex shop buys! What had I got myself in for? It was to late to block on tinder now he had my number! Surprised he let basically a stranger know his dirty little fetish so quickly! Let alone send a picture of himself in the stripper boots and outfit!' - Anonymous, 21 F.

'A few guys had messaged me after matching. Some just doing the usual how are you chatting. Others attempted chat up lines, not the most sleazy I have heard but still not very seductive. But one guy stood out, not a hi or anything just the message 'want to f**k?'. I responded by saying 'charming' to which he replied 'it usually works!' I was shocked, and left wondering, does that line ever actually work???' - Anonymous, 23 F.

There are a few questions to answer... 

Does tinder make it TOO easy for the strange ones to come out and play?

and...

Has the message 'want to f**k?' from a stranger ever actually worked??