May 26
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(wanted to post what I have before it gets too long)
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The memes
(wanted to post what I have before it gets too long)
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Boris and Dolores with Annie.
Sonny, Thurston, and Tilly, with Gilbert.
Tilly: no, she’s right I’m pretty much worthless
Nonna: see, you say something to someone enough times and eventually she internalizes it
[Just a normal day in Troodon Town. The Troodon-Pteranodon House is all gathered around Sonny's radio to listen to a holiday broadcast or something.]
Sonny: [turns the radio on]
Sonny:
Thurston:
Gilbert:
Tilly:
The radio: Troodon Town! This is Lamech Latenivenatrix, and I'm here to make an announcement!
Tilly: Is-is this the right radio?
Thurston, checking the radio settings: It is...
Sonny: I think he hacked it...
Lamech, on the radio: Dinosaur Train Industries is a bitch ass motherfucker!
Gilbert: Whoa, straight to the point!
Lamech: They pissed on my fucking family! That's right! They took their feathery dick out and pissed right on my fucking family! And they said "it was this big!" And I said "That's disgusting!"
Thurston: Wh-what is happening?
Lamech: So I'm making a call out broadcast to all of Troodon Town! Dinosaur Train Industries, you all have small dicks the size of walnuts but way smaller!
Lamech: They fucked my family! So guess what! I'm going to fuck the city!
[The television is forced on, showing Lamech standing over the DTI HQ]
Lamech: That's right! That's what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!!
Sonny and Thurston: [cover Gilbert's eyes]
Lamech: I'm not pissing on the city! I'm aiming higher! I'M PISSING ON THE DINOSAUR TRAIN INDUSTRIES HEADQUARTERS!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, COUNCIL!?!?!?!!! I PISSED ON THE DINOSAUR TRAIN INDUSTRIES HEADQUARTERS YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!
The adults who just witnessed that: :O
Lamech: YOU HAVE TWENTY FOUR HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING CITY! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
Gilbert, eyes still covered: ???
Sonny holding a baby Gilbert (I tried to tone down the fluffiness, but not by much)
Thurston definitely looks like a dad in this drawing, lol!
Got woken up WAY too early (cat used me as a launch pad), and because I’m an insomniac, instead of trying to fall back asleep, I went straight to drawing….
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[The Tyrannosaurus Family Reunion when Annie was thirteen years old.]
Tase: Annie's not here?!?
Dolores, stalking past him: Nope!
Tase: [looks at Boris, visibly upset]
Boris: She didn't want to come. And I for one don't blame her. She wanted to be someplace without tension and conflict, so we sent her to a friend family that makes her feel safe for the week.
Tase: Family is supposed to make you feel safe! She should feel safe with us!
Boris: And yet she doesn't.
Tase: Aldric isn't even coming this week!
Boris: Probably because he's scared of you or Dina attacking him at this point.
Tase: We have every right to be mad at him!
Boris, tearing up a bit: I know you do, Tase. But staying mad won't do anyone any favors, especially you.
Tase, tearing up: We needed him! He wasn't there!
Boris: I know...
Tase: He's a poison, Boris! He's the reason Annie didn't come this week! It's on him!
Boris: The way I remember things though, he wasn't the one who started that argument on her birthday...
Tase, in tears: [snarls and stalks off]
[Meanwhile, in Troodon Town...]
Annie, curled up in Sonny and Thurston's living room: I'm sorry if I take up a lot of space.
Thurston: Not a problem, Annie!
Gilbert, very excited that Annie is staying with them this week, practically jumping up and down: Want to go to the park later?
Annie: [smiles] Yeah.
Sonny: Are you nervous about being here without your parents?
Annie: Nah. I stay at Pteranodon Terrace all the time. And if Buddy can travel with Dad and Ma and me between quarter and half of the year annually, I can stay here for one week.
Tilly, poking her head down from the loft: Just let us know if you need anything, okay?
Annie: Okay. Thanks again for having me.
(Tilly and Thurston are sparring; Gilbert and Sonny are spectating)
Gilbert: Is Pops wearing his contacts?
Sonny: Nope
Gilbert: His glasses?
Sonny: *holds them up* Right here
Gilbert: What?! Then why are they sparring like that?
Sonny: He’s training. He likes to keep his sense sharp
Gilbert: But why like that? He’s barely fighting back
Sonny: With his own setbacks, his fighting style is more about keeping the fighting grounds even and outlasting his opponent rather than striking hard and fast the second there’s a supposed opening
Gilbert: Oh, but that requires a lot of stamina
Sonny: He does have a lot of stamina and a high pain tolerance, but I will be the first to tell you that this type of training takes years to get to this level
Gilbert: I wonder if Annie would benefit from this… I don’t want to say she’s getting sloppy but…
Sonny: Annie losing her eye is not why she’s getting sloppy in her fights, she’s getting sloppy because she has no real idea of what she’s doing, because she was only taught one aspect in fighting; strength. Whomever taught her how to fight originally taught her that you will win every fight, every time if you’re strong enough, but that’s not true.
Gilbert: Oh
Sonny: Annie only managed to win so many fights in the past because she was lucky enough that her opponents didn’t manage to take any real advantage of her weaknesses for one reason or another, but that luck ran out because she began to get overconfident and that resulted in her becoming reckless enough to get sloppy.
Gilbert: Are you saying that she’s overconfident?
Sonny: I’m sorry Gilbert but I am, but it’s not entirely her fault; she was taught to be overconfident in her skills, and that’s 100% her original mentor’s fault; unfortunately if she wants to live a long life she needs to unlearn this mindset.
Gilbert: What does that mean exactly?
Sonny: It means- Gilbert, your own grandmother- who is a wild born herself, would be the first to say that overconfidence is the main killer of dinosaurs in the wild.
Gilbert: Then that means…
Sonny: I’m sure she has a much better teacher now, but before you suggest it; Thurston will not take a student that willingly ignores her needs just to become stronger, for her safety and his own.
Gilbert: *nods and looks back at the sparring match* …
Sonny: *sighs* He would say that he is not going to waste his time training someone who will not listen to her body’s basic needs, and has to be told and/or argued with to rest; such a mindset will inevitably result in her breaking her body; making his training effectively worthless; if she wants him to train her then she needs to earn that.
Gilbert: How?
Sonny: She needs to start by being serious about and actively work to unlearn those harmful habits of hers, then he might consider it. I’m certain Boris and Dolores wouldn’t blame him for that rule either.
Gilbert: *nods*
(The sparring match ends)
Tilly: Okay! I give!
Thurston: Thanks for the practice!
Tilly: Anytime!
Tilly: Out of curiosity, who’s the oldest out the three of us?
Sonny: Well, Thurston’s immediately out because I know he’s younger than both of us!
Tilly: Oh definitely!
