#tiffani

She punched a croc in the FACE.

Also her pink camo shorts are really cute. She's an icon.

Here she is: Tiffani

It’s been a long ass time since I posted pics on here!!

There’s an island near India that you shouldn’t ever go. The uncontacted tribe is made up entirely of Chads and Tiffanis and they’re all assholes. The economy on Sentinel Island is built around Necco Wafers (objectively the worst candy) and rape (also pretty bad). How is this possible? Well, say a Chad wants to buy Necco Wafers from another Chad, who has no Necco Wafers to trade back. They might agree that two packs of “candy” are worth one rape and shake hands on it, flexing the whole time. 

Now, they don’t just get on with the sex right then and there, because that would be consensual, totally gay, and sort of make sense. Instead, both Chad’s go on their way. The Chad that sold his Necco Wafers must wait until a time when it’s apparent the other Chad absolutely does not want sex, at which point he collects what is owed.