#tiddytaco

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

the stuffed animal situation is phenomenal these days. you can find any specific arthropod or deep sea fish or microbe etc. used to be back in olden times all you could get was bears and mutants

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger