#tiddiestalk

I literally get so mad when I say some shit like "I need some head" and then someone wants to be like "you can't say that because you don't have a penis and that's what head refers to is the tip of the penis" like no are you fucking stupid?? It's called head because you're using your fucking head. Everybody can get or give head. Peace and love fuckers.

where's that video or vine of the kid who put too much soap in the dishwasher so it leaks everywhere and they autotuned their distress message to a sibling I'd love to see it again I think of it constantly

cannot believe tiktok genuinely has people running around thinking they have magic powers of emotion or were seriously legitimately traumatized from the one time their parents said no to them as a kid like we're really fucking losing it huh

spell of caramelize your gender

I happen to be a member of one of the most exclusive clubs actually. It's called the library.

feel like father pruitt is like the perfect example of what no pussy does to a mf

the knife strapped to my thigh stays on during sex

I'm a hot girl in a pretty boy type of way