#thx bb

Like Daniel is the most sexiest man walking on this earth, I want him to rail me everywhere, on any surface available. I don’t care who sees us.🤷🏼‍♀️

I want to tug on those curls as his lips are pressed to my clit, and those hands curled around my throat as he fucks me. And I want to wrap my lips around his fingers as I beg him to let me suck him off specially in his new drivers room after a good quali or an even better race.

Drunk me really just want Daniel everywhere and anywhere... 🥴

It’s Daniel drabble time, bitches

“Baby?” Daniel called out, only hearing some breathing on the other side of the line, “Baby, you there?” 

The slight gasp had pleasure curling around the base of spine. He knew every sound you made, and exactly what had to be done to you to get that sound. 

“Daddy,” your voice sounded like sugar to him, and Daniel licked his lips as he sat up against the headboard, “M’miss you,” you hissed, your words stopped for a moment before a low whimper had you talking again, “Wan’you hereeeeee.” you whined. 

PSA

It has come to my attention that apparently this might not be clear: nothing I post on here is serious. This is all ironic, absurdist, dark humor(and no, that is not to imply that it is GOOD lmao. Its all subjective)

I do not legitimately get horny for Sasuke x Bob the Tomato. I do not legitimately think Naruto has 2 brain cells(he has at least 86 billion like the rest of us) I do not legitimately think Obito is a SIMP or that the friendzone is the literal reason he 'started a war'. Technically, Madara is responsible for everything and everyone's - Obito, Itachi, Sasuke, even Naruto - trauma anyways, bc he's a sick bastard who planned it all and is honestly insane just like Itachi and the rest. Is he insane from grief/childhood trauma? Antisocial personality? Narcissism? All of the above? Who knows, but that's a whole tangent, and highly speculative.

Along those lines, I do not legitimately put Madara or any other actionably immoral character on a pedestal. Do I think he's fucking evil? Yes. Do I think he's fucking hot? Yes. To quote Danny Gonzales: "Why do girls like 'em bad? I don't know, but its true."

[Sorry - refer to my Sakura post for an explanation on that front.]

Continuing, do I legitimately think suicide/murder/trauma/abuse is funny? Of course not. It's all fucking tragic, and frankly all are very personal issues. Hence coping via justgirlythings and other beyond stupid shit. Tbh, the entire show is fucking tragic for many reasons, be it backstories, or the plot holes, whatever the fuck kind of hail mary Kaguya was, Sarada genuinely wondering if Sasuke has the sharingan, the blatant homophobia in canon(esp. Boruto), etc.