I needed to shit so badly, I’m on the road, have been for about 2 and a half hours, and for about 30 minutes, you needed to shit so badly, it hurt my stomach.
But you must hold through. I tell my dad. We are currently in a horrible thunderstorm, so much rain. We find the closest OnCue.
I get dropped off at the front, I rush to the bathroom and spend a good 10 minutes in there with how badly I needed to crap.
I didn’t even sit down before I feel it. Luckily, I didn’t shit myself. It lands in the toilet.
Moral of the story? OnCue has your back for everything. Also it was raining so bad that there was a bunch of leaks on the roof outside of the OnCue and there was a lightning strike like a quarter mile from where I was while writing this sentence
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