#thorblogging

you have to let go of the idealized younger version of me that lives in your head or we’re both going to die. [shakes you roughly] do you hear me? we are trapped in the lair of a nostalgia monster who is draining you dry. you must realize that this memory supercut of our brotherhood never existed. [looks at the noble sheen of tears in your eyes and slumps to the ground] we are never making it out of here.

when your worth is determined by your dad but not in the usual boring way. in a way that is codified into law and also expressed through your literal ability to wield your magic weapon 💗

kind of a shame we never got to see odin go through his terrible father wonderful grandfather phase

odin falling asleep the minute his son discovers his secret and they start to have a confrontation about it is crazy work

thor 2011 is so crazy, structurally speaking. the heart of the story is thor on earth, learning the value of love and friendship and kindness and duty, and meanwhile the b-plot has his brother reenacting both sides of the cuban missile crisis.

why does everyone say it’s ‘bad parenting’ to give one of your sons a magical weapon tied to worthiness that your other son can’t lift, but no one questions if the second son just has unworthy vibes?

wait comics thor being an odin hater is so much fun. no one told me this garden held such asgardian delights.