#thor headcanons

Some fluffy headcanons of cuddling with our favorite himbo <3

Warnings: tooth rotting fluff

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Thor's the big spoon. No arguments.

Yeah, he has this thing about feeling like he's protecting you (even if you're in no danger whatsoever) and he "can't do that" if he's the little spoon so- tough luck.

This man adores you wholly and completely. He believes you to be more beautiful than all of the ancient goddesses combined, so you can bet he's gonna want to face you when cuddling.

He'll wrap one arm around your waist to hold you close, but use the other to trace and study your every feature with a big, dumb grin on his face.

Touching your face, your hair, your neck, your arms, sides, hands, you name it.

Whispering words of devotion all the while.

"My heart, you can bring a god to his knees. I am a fool in the eyes of my enemies, and yet I thrive in every scoff thrown my way because I know that my foolishness is all for you, my only weakness. You shine brighter than that of a thousand suns, and I would lay down my dignity just so that I might be able to bask in your warmth, even if only for mere minutes."

Honestly, he just loves to yammer.

He will talk and talk and talk and not stop unless you specifically tell him to. Seriously, he *never* runs out of things to say. Not when he's with you.

Your neck is gonna get sore cause he's constantly tilting your head up so he can either just look at you straight on, or give you soft, tender kisses all over your face.

His hand in your hair, gently massaging your scalp 🫠

Thor is clingy asf so:

1. You're not getting up. End of story.

2. If he needs to get up, you're coming with him, tossed over his shoulder.

Thor's a big fan of just laying on you, too. Which is unfortunate for you, due to how massive this guy is. I'm not joking. If you're laying in bed, and he suddenly requires attention, he might just walk up and then plop down on top of you. Crushing you into oblivion but also gaining a rather nice pillow in the process.

Purposefully stays there sometimes just to be a jerk.

"OhmyGod- get off me, fatass!"

"No ♡"

He doesn't typically fall asleep while cuddling with you unless it's nighttime, but even then, more times than not, he'll likely just stay awake and watch over you as you slowly drift off. Feeling the need to make sure you sleep well without any dangers or disturbances.

Takes great comfort in your presence. There's absolutely nothing that can calm him down quite like a good cuddle session with you, where he can just spill out all of his frustrations, knowing you're there to listen and anchor him.

Nuzzling his face into your neck teehee

His beard is scratchy tho </3

He doesn't admit it, but he LOVES it when you play with his hair. So please, go for it. Braid his strands while you're laying there, he'll eat that right up.

Thor

Thor would have been used to people and even other gods fearing and respecting him.

You, however, would be different...

When you first saw him, you didn't look away or avoid him.

Instead, you just watched and observed him.

At first Thor wouldn't pay attention to this.

However, fate (aka the author) would have decided that you would meet much more often.

This is why Thor ultimately doesn't want to stay away from you.

You got to know each other slowly but surely.

Thor really enjoyed your company.

You don't necessarily have to talk, you can just be and enjoy each other's company.

However, Thor would definitely be "talkative" with you.

Of course, according to his own scale.

Usually Thor would train and you would do your own thing.

However, if you wanted to learn how to fight, he wouldn't mind teaching you.

Thor wouldn't be the most gracious teacher...

you were usually really tired after training.

Your "relationship" would get surprisingly little reinforcement.

(in honor of my bday weekend)

Part One

"What do you mean, you're quitting?" Tony practically shouts.

"Hey, hey, I didn't say the Q-word."

"But you are."

"I... I'm going to be moving to Asgard, Tony. I can't be your personal assistant from a realm away."

Tony fidgets, swinging an arm in your direction. "A 'realm away?' Look how they've got you talking - you can say 'realm' with a straight face!"

"Please don't make this difficult." you try to get that stern but kind note in your voice that Frigga gets when managing Odin or Thor, but you don't quite get there.

"Fine, I won't. Recharge, I don't accept your resignation."

"Pretty sure it doesn't work that way."

"Don't care." Tony quips petulantly. When Pepper walks in, he immediately bursts out. "Recharge is quitting!"

Pepper smiles at you. "Yes, he is, and we're so excited for you. Congratulations, Y/N."

Tony's jaw drops.

» Here are some Thor headcanons! Surprisingly, I wasn't too inspired, whereas it was very easy for the others to come up with headcanons! I focused more on his Asgardian side than his superhero side, so I hope you like it!

🗲 Thor wasn't used to the sweet foods of Midgard, so he quickly became addicted to them, hence his addiction to poptarts.

🗲 Thor wishes he'd had a big brother, so he'd know what it's like to have someone who'd want to protect him.

🗲 Thor is the kind of person who pretends to understand everything he is told, even if he doesn't, because he refuses to be ashamed of not being able to grasp everything. However, he knows how to listen when it's serious especially when he knows nothing about the subject.

🗲 As a boy, Thor was obsessed with his father and admired his strength. Over time, his admiration turned into respect and a desire to protect his ageing father. It was his childlike admiration that blinded him to the preferential treatment Odin was giving him compared to Loki.

🗲 When Thor travels back and forth between Midgard and Asgard he always brings back human trinkets or food from Midgard to show it off to his group of friends over a beer during the evening's festivities.

thor - pan, transmasc, polyamorous

hela - lesbian, transfem, acespec

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬/𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐬

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  

a/n: is this nsfw? I think it is ... so only those over 18 can read this. Also thank you to whoever sent this in, I absolutely love this omg

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