#this jerk

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17607854/chapters/167340655

Chapter summary: Save Ford, or save the world? Stan and McGucket are both on a mission, but they've got different ideas on what that mission should be and how to do it .

Meanwhile, Ford struggles against Bill from the inside.

What Dracula would like us to think his mindset is: Ha! Fools! I knew you were there all the while, and my fog shall blind you from the true route until it’s too late as was the plan all along..!

The more probable mindset: Finally, this boat has taken forever, I wish planes were a thing already--wait. Wait wait wait. How are they already in Varna!? Damn it. Time for another detour.

The hair.

The makeup.

Jackson would be lying he said he took his time after he'd gotten the text from Noah. He'd like to say he acted calm and cool in the moment, but his phone that was flung half way across his cell as he leapt up to put on pants, would beg to differ. Of course he was familiar with the island's weirdness and magic, but this was one thing he'd only heard about happening so far.

His weak smokers-lungs wheezed as he approached the reapers house, having attempted to run the ways there, but his body wasn't strong as it used to be. Despite that, he made his way inside, glad to find the door unlocked and he wouldn't have to go fumbling with his key.

"Noah?" He called out into the house, looking around as he peels off his shirt. "Noah I swear to god if you still have a dick right now..." he calls out again as he starts looking around for the other.