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Mr newt is really just one panic attack after another
- get newt with behavioural problems, resolve those problems
- newt develops a plucking habit, mostly get that under control
- newt develops food allergies, get that sorted
- newt spirals through birdy depression with the loss of Mia, major behavioural struggles. Get that sorted.
-newt is overweight goes on diet. Mostly sorted.
- newt develops a random sneeze attack that vets have no answers for, eventually get that sorted
- main allergy free food goes out of stock, have to find alternative options
- The Dylan Situation. Major aggressive behaviours. Mostly get that sorted
- newt is overweight Again. Back on birdy diet.
Which brings us to today:
- newts hormones are sky high. Regurgitates so much he triggers another sneezing fit. Thankfully resolves with some water since he just managed to get regurge up his own damn nose
Newt: ensuring my heart stays in a catastrophic state every single year.
so unsure before its even heard
This mf inbreed bird just awakened by accident and end giving me some flashbacks of my 90's Furby, my cat try to kill me for the offense.
its 1:56am I don't need to wake up everybody, furby.
My sixteen-year-old decided to interview our parakeet, Nugget. Here is a transcript of said interview:
Son: have you committed crimes?
Nugget: peep
Son: i see, how many?
Nugget: *kiss* *kiss*
Son: ah,and how severe?
Nugget: NUG-GET!!
Son: any war crimes?
Nugget: *kiss*
Son: have you ever committed tax evasion?
Nugget: ...
Son: be honest
Nugget: WHAT!? *rhythmic squawking*
-subject flew away. end transcript-
**Yes, Nugget can talk when he wants to**
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Suffer from all the owlbear asks! HOO YEET!
......................................... KIHORRI I WILL PLUCK YOU!Β
Aandag: *pouting* "where's my starter call?"
Me:"Everyone knows you, Dag. Let them meet the others."
Aandag: π