touchstarved!monoma who would literally rather die than admit he’s developed a crush on you

touchstarved!monoma who suggests that you two date to improve each other’s ratings: "it’s not like I need it, but you need all the help you can get, don’t ya sweets?"

touchstarved!monoma who texts you ideas throughout the day of how to fool the press, each one more elaborate and ridiculous than the next: "What if we bungee jump into a bed of flowers that spells out Monoma x y/n forever?" (he's fully buying roses and texting ochaco for backup quirk use)

touchstarved!monoma who has you tucked against his chest the entire press tour, sneaking kisses whenever he can, laying his hand on your thigh, rubbing his thumb on your lower back

touchstarved!monoma who eats you out in the back of the limousine, knees hitched over his shoulders, trademark smirk on his lips, "couldn’t resist me after all, could you princess?"

touchstarved!monoma who makes sure you're official before he fucks you in front of his office window, "let me you show you off gorgeous, press those perfect little tits against the window - yeah, that’s it, make sure the whole city knows you’re mine"

"Sounds like a deal. Good to see you on the outside, Butch!"

"How did you get all the way down here?"

"Oh great. I thought I was rid of you."

HEY quick question do anyone in the audience knows who this is?

I’ll give you A HINT: he was over the mining operation of the RDA yk the people who would benefit from blowing up the tree?

“Oh yea, so what he died in battle when Jake was killing all the bad guys”

WELL-

Making him train to a point he has 4-5 flares everyday! And it's not just pain, he's straight up convulsing on the floor!

He has memory gaps, can't focus, nothing! Because of it! "I might lose myself" oh poor poor boy

Eragon on the floor after having 3 flares while fighting and 2 more while performing Rimgar... and all Oromis tells him is "Do it again". Come on

We do care about you. That doesn’t mean you have to see us as friends if that’s too much right now. If it’s easier, you can just think of us as fans. Fans who have admittedly been more than a little too forward, sorry about that. You don’t have to let us in. But isn’t it nice to know you’re cared about? That people think fondly of you, no matter how abrasive you try to make yourself?

Even if you don’t trust us, what about Làcheria? It’s been by your side watching over you all this time. Cheri hasn’t once abandoned you, has it? In fact, it was… pretty upset when you left, and still isgenuinely really torn up about the idea of you replacing it with the mindless pit goop. So if you really can’t trust us… please, at least stick with Cheri?

Tw: Mutation and Many many Eyes

" You only know the 'Kind, Silly, Singing beast that only wants to be friends with everyone' because that's what it DOES. DEMONS- portray themselves as things to Love and Trust because without that... They can't make Deals, and without deals they're powerless "