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What does beefy mean?

According to the Cambridge dictionary, a beefy person is a

"person [who] looks strong, heavy, and powerful: A beefy football player"

In this instance:

An Elf. A very beefy elf.

Keep that in mind.

Think about it when you wake up. Think about it when you sit on the bus. When you're in class, on your lunch break at work, as you bite into your sandwich. When you board a plane.

It is scientifically proven that thinking about a beefy elf (in most cases he's of royal blood, brunette and has mysterious, chocolate brown eyes) 7 times a day is good for your immune system and mental health.

Make it part of your routine.

And remembering the last time we saw him beefed up was fer Pain & Gain with Dwayne Johnson and Mark Wahlberg.

And sir had really filled out. His arms were the same size as Dwayne's in that first pic. Like, dayum.

I wish Mackie would troll us by getting a custom, classic Falcon suit with the tiddy window fer Halloween or something. He could also get a Cap suit made with a tiddy window.

while watching the Legacy with @anonybaby , as one does, the big “R” on Cody’s booty got my attention.

I think of it as R = Randy ( the “L” above his 🍑 crack obvi stands for Legacy 😏