#they exist

Dick: how does ikea work?

Clark: ?

Dick: like, if you want to buy a bookshelf… do you pick up a whole book shelf?

Clark:

Dick: no, cus they got that whole shitty instructions things.

Clark, pen hovering over a pad as he just wants to continue his Nightwing interview.

Dick: do you just pick up a big box and put it in a cart? They’d need some big carts, especially if you have a lot of items.

Clark:

Dick: oh, but they got those flat carts!

Clark: just one time can we have a normal discussion.

Dick: it’s the gnomes, isn’t it?

Clark drops his pen down.

Clark: apparently not.

Dick: you pick up a card, a card with a barcode on it. Then they what, scan it? And then while you eat your meatballs, the tiny gnomes gather your furniture. But they can’t be seen so it just magically appears once you’ve reached your balls coma.

Clark:

Clark: yes, that’s it.

Dick: oh my god.

Clark begins to rise. He has enough material for his interview. Bruce can’t pay him enough to make his sons look good this time, the world needs to know.

Dick: Are they getting paid? Are they being treated right? Clark? Clark?

Clark opens the door.

Dick: Clark!

He pauses but is reluctant.

Dick: you think one would work as a sidekick for me?

——

Clark, waiting for the phone to ring through.

Click.

Bruce: hello?

Clark: take your fucking kids to ikea.

Click. Beeeeep.

Bruce pulls the phone back. Past him, Dick is fighting a gnome he says he stole from ikea into a mini Robin uniform, the other boys video taping.

Bruce: Clark just swore at me.

your reward for the 100 day dedication:

approximately 293038 people:

you’re NOT an animal and it sounds as if you want to harm those around you. get help

lmao :3

I love my alt blog, man I should post on there again. Its literally about accepting and coming to terms with the nastier side that some nonhumans have.

I literally am an animal that’s like…the whole point.

And I do think! I think “teehee :3” and then I hit post because it is important to make other creatures feel comfortable in themselves. And not once do I encourage hurting people in any post I make, even the few times I’ve spoken about it I’ve never acted or encouraged people to act on their baser instincts.

Orientation is disconnected from gender. We just happened to gender everything!!!

Lesbian is a queer attraction to women

Turian is a queer attraction to men

Trans men can be Lesbians!!

Trans women can be Turians!!

It's not that hard to figure out, especially when you put multi gender and gender fluid in the mix!!!

Personal history can also play a role.

There's many many reasons why an individual would identify with something that traditionally would put them as a different gender. And just as many reasons why we shouldn't gender these labels!

this stupid. i haven't drawn them in forever but the artfight reference desperately needs an update. will post this over there soon