Roman: *in battle stance holding his sheild*
Logan: "What are you doing?
Roman: "It's a war".
Logan: "What"?
Virgil: *runs full speed into the room with a water gun*
Roman: *using his sheild as an umbrella* "Not my hair you FIEND"!

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Roman: *in battle stance holding his sheild*
Logan: "What are you doing?
Roman: "It's a war".
Logan: "What"?
Virgil: *runs full speed into the room with a water gun*
Roman: *using his sheild as an umbrella* "Not my hair you FIEND"!

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Patton: So gang, are we ready to rock? Virgil: No. Logan: Not particularly. Roman: THAT’S THE SPIRIT!
Patton: *severely injures himself* "Oh, dang it"!
Also Patton: *drops donut* "FUCK"!
Patton: "If I threw a spider in the ocean, would it be an octopus"?
Logan: "No, Patton. It would be dead".
Roman: "I thought you were scared of spiders".
Virgil: "But it's not a spider, it's an octopus".
Logan: "So Patton called a family meeting just so we could all have a group hug"?
Virgil: "I liked it".

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the sides watching titanic
Roman: *dramatic sobbing* "They were SOULMATES! I can't believe they lost each other! The heartbreak! The pain! *wipes face on Virgils hoodie*
Virgil: "Get off me, Roman. Besides, these graphics are awful. It's obvious they're not really drowning".
Patton: *gasp* "Wait.. there are DOGS in this movie"??!
Logan: "They most certainly were not soulmates, Roman. They had only known each other for three days. If they were really in love, Rose would have let Jack onto the door that was obviously big enough for them both.
important reminders from the sides
Roman: "You aren't selfish for taking time for yourself. You work hard and you deserve to enjoy yourself. Besides, you can't keep being that great without some rest"!
Logan: "Your work should ways come after your own health. Whether it's mental or physical, your work can wait. The outcome will be more ideal if you finish it when you're in a good state of mind".
Virgil: "Try not to put too much pressure on yourself. I know it's easier said than done but you gotta know that you're only one person and you can't carry the weight of the world on your shoulders".
Patton: "People care about you! Some people just aren't good about showing affection. Even if it's a complete stranger that you did something nice for, they appreciate you. And so do I"!
honorary sides
Deciet: "Your hardships will pass. Other people will always introduce drama into your life but as long as you stand strong, it won't last forever and you'll come out stronger than before".
Sleep: "Social media can have a not-so-rad effect on you. Even if you don't know it, take a few hours to shut off your phone and spend time with friends, family, or even just by yourself. You'll feel better and be able to think clearer afterwords".
Patton: *pouting*
Virgil: "What's the matter, Pat"?
Patton: "Logan disabled my Webkinz account".
Virgil: "That monster".