#therewasthisonetime

There was this one time I had squeezed into my best friends onesie, her being much smaller than myself, nd went out into the world. It was on this day two Caucasian women stopped me and wondered how I fit into it. My response was. ” I am an amateur contortionist”. With chin raised high nd doubt fluttered away like trash in gusts of wind. But suddenly lost all confidence in answer at the moment they ask me to contort. I walked to the car. Looked them in the eye and said. “Okay listen…… Saturday’s at the George carol plaza from 2-6, I perform my contortionism, i do not do belittling street performances” got in the car and drove away. To this day I’m not sure if they ever showed up…. Or if there is such thing as a George carol plaza