In the tradition of the great Tom Hnatow, here are the quotes from the @westsixth campsite at Bonnaroo 2018 ** Did you see the Asian guy with the cape at the Elohim show? There is like a thousand guys that fit that description. No he was very specific. Like a kid on spring break from Hogwarts. And he was trippin’ balls If I live another forty years I don’t believe I will ever become accustomed to pissing on someone else’s shit. Do we know that guy? I’m sure we do but everyone in Nashville looks familiar Wait, is that a song? This place is killing the side pickle game. Side pickle game? You know, like a garnish No like a band name. I’m writing this down. Yeah I’m a little thick over here. I’m feeling thicker just sitting near you. I lost my pickle or it was a mini and I swallowed it whole. It may be too hot for the whole lemur costume. As long as the tail’s flying. Good thing for this big top. Good thing lightning didn’t strike us. Chip? I hate people so I’m going to bed. Well Satan just arrived in my tent. What’s for breakfast? Fruit and nuts That’s what they call me at work What are they doing? Kicking a hackey sack Oh man. I almost forgot how much I hated 1989. They just simplified the breakfast choices. Maybe they’ll kick up their garnish game. Where’s Gwynn? She just borrowed some hair conditioner For what? How am I supposed to know what’s in the mind of a serial killer? Honestly, I’m expecting to return to an empty camp with sign staked where my car was parked that just says “thanks!” Which an exclamation point? Yeah they meant it. #therealslimlemur #bonnarroo2018 #westsixth #sams #chip (at Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival)
