sneezing after you've had your wisdom teeth out is a horrible feeling btw.

Imagine dating me because you think I'm pretty and mysterious then all I do in your house is cry, bake bread, and play video games

Thinking about the fact that Elaine and Douglas's state in We Are Robin kind of mimics Alzheimer's. Might write a fic to process my feelings using that, might not.

ok George posted about england the first time today and they lost. oh and also the game was played at the Mercedes-Benz stadium. So

incoming tomorrow 10.9k of clex blowjob drama 🫠 bc i apparently decided that both giving and receiving should be part of clark's enforced sexual torment nexus of kryptonian powers

Fifty, but a good fifty, just so you know

Woke up cold and with a headache, went to go do some chores and got hit with the "oh, damn, it is REALLY cold! I'm gonna go lie down for a bit then." Guess who woke up four hours later cause the hibernation bug got him? Winter, my favourite season because I don't overheat and I feel cozy and get to make lots of warm drinks. And yet, my body goes "nope, it's sleepy time, you don't get to enjoy the cold weather, you're going to bed now, good night!" Fuckin hell man let me enjoy the cold!