#theo replies

the thought of holding it has taken over my mind

cw: piss—if you've been here a while you already know the gist, if you're new I'm sorry

oh my lover, you know me so well 🙂‍↕️

I think it'd start as a joke, though Simon is so painfully in love with you that he'd just shake his head with a huff and mumble an aye, c'mon then, before heading towards the bathroom and expecting you to follow

what he doesn't expect however, is how awfully nice it is to feel your breath hit the back of his neck. it's such an out-of-place sensation, considering he's just there to take a piss, that it causes his brain to short-circuit. somehow it feels even better than your soft hand wrapped around his cock. which, by the way, should be just as soft, though it's acting like the complete opposite—half-mast sitting in your palm.

and you're unaware, curiously peering just above his shoulder, but his heart is thundering in his chest. ruthlessly rising up his throat and beating in his ears—each thump, thump cottoning your giggles.

but he hears that whispered oh when his hips thrust into your fist.

and thank god he's done taking a piss when he feels the smoothness of your teeth graze the shell of his ear.

Happy pride Jon!

I am genderfaun. 🦌

Roceit -

Drama husbands. I love their chemistry and they have such potential to be an amazing power couple. The sass, skill and passion they both have works together so well.

Without the restrictions and pressure of being parts of a singular human being that are forced to work together and being allowed to come up with their own ideals based on the world around them, I honestly think they'd come together to work with one another on their own.

Roman and Janus. The dreamer and the realist, the strength and the cunning, the passion and the subtlety. It just... works.

This ship used to be all over and it's what got me into the fandom in the first place so I don't think I'll ever stop shipping it 💜

And I suppose...

Intruality -

Bc I love nothing more than chaos when introduced to... imma be honest, the best descriptor I can think of is vanilla XD Bc innocence isn't the right word for Patton, seems infantilizing and he is not a child. A little naive, maybe but not innocent.

But frfr, Patton knows very well how the world works and ignores that reality to focus on the sunshine and rainbows, shunning anything that he deems as "bad", even his own emotions.

Remus also knows how the world works and will not shun any part of it or himself, he refuses to. He doesn't deny that the sunshine and rainbows have their place in the world, but he's just not interested in them. That dichotomy makes imagining them together overall fun and interesting.

“Like this?” Theo spoke to the photographer, shifting his feet and running his hands up threw his hair, pulling the strand that had fallen back along with it. His attention was averted quickly after the movement though at the two he saw out of the corner of his eye. Turning his head the serious look was pulled off of his face - causing a groan to come from the photographer - when he saw not just one, but both of them there. It was rare enough for one of them to show up to a shoot, he’d never seen the both of them here at once. He gave a wave, motioning to the photographer that he wanted five minutes, before he headed over with a slight skip in his step to kiss both of their cheeks. “What are you both doing here?”

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tw: drugs and sex what a combo

oh this tickled me so hard because I keep imagining a ruddy-eyed simon fucking you with two sloppy fingers.

I'm talking loud, wet noises framed by the occasional crackle of burning paper when he takes another hit with his offhand, while you're writhing in bed, looking down at the man himself snug between your thighs. long, fluttering lashes fanning his cheeks. whiskey eyes, lax and lazy, swallowed by the black hole of his pupils, immersed in a red sea of branching veins.

pink cheeks, ruddy eyes.

then he languidly exhales on your pussy, and even though the smoke is scorching hot, you're so wet that it almost feels freezing. it doesn't help that you're high as well, and your body is not really sure of what's happening to it—only that it's good, isn't it? though abrupt, bursting into a plethora of pins and needles that run up your spine.

so naturally, your legs seize against his back, thighs clenching around his head as they're draped on his shoulders.

and simon takes that as a sign that you might be running away, but he doesn't want that, does he? he just holds you closer, flattening his hand on your lower belly. joint held between two fingers and the glowing cherry pointing at the ceiling. it burns, burns, burns, until a precarious column of ash forms on top of it.

"stay still, will ya," he drawls, tongue tied and dry as sand.

and then the next day he takes you to the hairdresser for a proper clean up, maybe our nails too if that's what you like. he takes us to the spa and sits there with his little book while we get a massage and a facial. takes us shopping (online or in person) for some new clothes since he probably just ruined a whole outfit. I just dream of him being so spicy and then also so sweet to make up for it.

ah yes in my head simon is the type of man who doesn't break what he cherishes, but that doesn't mean he can't bruise it up a little 🙂‍↕️

if you ask for rough, you're getting rough. I love the idea of him being extra careful at first only to realise his partner is a freak in the sheets and doesn't want him to "rein it in"—you want him to unleash that, actually.

you want him flirt with you at the pub while you're two, three drinks in. catch your foot under the table when the tip of your shoe rises up to his knee. he gives you a stern look, then—careful there. dunno what yer askin'.

but you do!!! you rise up from your chair and trace his skin from his hand to his neck. leave a little peck on the side of his jaw as you walk behind him towards the exit. he tosses a couple of tenners on the table and stands up so quickly that his chair knocks backwards.

and your idea was to go to the car, maybe. ride him in the backseat and then drive home, drunk on alcohol and orgasms.

but he snatches your wrists and steers you the other way, towards that shit alley that smells of piss and it's probably a health hazard in on itself. it's why he has one hand propped against the wall as he fucks you from behind, so your cheek won't get scraped when he'll smush your face against the side of the building.

he'll chuckle when the tips of your shoes keep slipping with how rough he's fucking you. he'll shush you when you'll whine. he'll yell at curious passersby to fuck off, only to feel you squeeze around him when he does.

you like it, don't you. want 'em to see you. then cum for me, aye? give 'em a show.

needless to say that it's unimaginably embarrassing to walk back to the car, considering the hole he ripped between your tights.