Jul 14
“our stocks are in the gutter, team! whats going on!”
i throw down a copy of GQ onto the coffee table, where it lands in such a way you can see that the magazine is Ghosts Quarterly
“yes we are a vertically-integrated ghost-based business this is not a new development. you should know this by now”
you realize that I am a ghost. and that you are now a ghost. this is unusual in most ghost-based enterprises, but this company has been spearheading a cultural movement to destigmatize living-dead relations in the workplace. thats why GQ magazine did a write up on our practices, and why Ghosts Quarterly tracks our stock as declining in the past few months.
