#thegnome

Why are there so many songs about Homestuck And why they’re all on Broadway? Maybe it's fun here, to see them all up there Just singing and dancing away

So we've been told that it's cringe or a waste I don't care now, it's my dream Someday I'll find it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

Who said that every song Would be karkalicious Just stuck on repeat world wide But each note, to melody And lyric to song Inspired and starry-eyed

It sounds amazing, with glorious phrasing A chorus of pals and a beat I think I’ve found it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

All singing perfect harmony  This moment feeling just like magic

I’ve gazed onto the stage My eyes filled with wonder Their hands stretched out reaching to me Music sounds sweeter when we sing together I join them all up here see

I’ve felt it too many times to ignore it  It’s something that I’m supposed to be I know I’ve found it The rainbow connection The stage hands, the singers, and me

[verse 1] i caught a bad cold last week cough cough but your girlie sounded worse givin davie slop top we be rockin like shades just gray no ben stiller you wanna start a family but dave already did her

bitch your face an ad for trojan or durex, oh man, you gotta get goin my flows so sick my barsll keep you housebound yeah, 2020 vision, bitch, i got your girl on lockdown

[chorus] (x2) who ever hearing this like deltron z dave be a lyricist, shakespeares true nemesis blu up like emesis and came out a phoenix 40 somethin boonllions. im loaded, bitch, believe it

[verse 2] rockin shades better than presley yall dont impress me blade in my hand like im wesley snipes got a girl gunman on site cause fuck gender stereotypes aight quick with a scope like black ops bark when i call her like homegirl fetch! MGK with that killshot fuck up a punk for free with no catch

hop around your block like an athlete hurdlin kill em when they wake crack of dawn, two mournin spottin dead daves man past me turtlin candy timeline brothers gone, last ronin uh

Wake up in the mornin' alchemizing some kitties (cat noises) Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (more cat noises) Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't comin' back

I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, (toes) Tryin' on all my clothes, (clothes) Boys blowin' up my phone, (phone) Drop-toppin', playin' my favorite CDs Pullin' up to the parties, tryna- hey. . . There's nobody here :(

Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here (how did I get here?) And now those chess dudes linin' up 'cause they hear I got somethin that they wantin i got nothin all i say is "What pumpkin?"

I'm talkin' 'bout everybody gettin' crunk (crunk) Dance till I find my funk (funk) Stay shootin till I get too drunk, (drunk) Now, now we go until they kick us out (out) Or the police shut us down, (down) Police shut us down, down, po-po shut us (dow-)

Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

(DJ) you build me up, you break me down My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me With my hands up, you got me now You got that sound, yeah, you got me (oh, oh, oh)

(DJ), you build me up, you break me down My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me (oh, oh, oh) With my hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up

Now the party don't... ...stop- start... ...til... ...don't start til...

*burp*

Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

I had a bad habit Of eating warning signs My sister used to call it 'Living on borrowed time' It loops but can't rewind

I thought my heart was broken I had to hold my own And all the lighter steppers Said, "Just go with the flow." And, "Trust me I just know."

And all of the foes and all of the friends Have fucked up before, they'll fuck up again Life is a game, you grind til the end I was lost

But a stray told me

Hold on tight You were drawing up a bigger life Hiding from the burning light But now our life is unakite Oh oh oh oh, oh my soul Never thought I'd love to play my role I had to cut my teeth sometime And now my life is unakite Oh oh oh oh oh

I thought it was determined Time and time again The worst must be behind us We’d gotten to the end Where we could all be friends

I learned my time had run out (coming up on time) And everything had changed (the fuck is going on anymore?) The fridge became the table (Where- I- I can't find them) It was a lovely date But all I felt was strange (No, I can't find them!)

And all of the foes and all of the friends Have fallen before, they'll all fall again Life is a game, you'll lose and you'll win Say, “So long”

Then a birdie told me

Hold on tight You were drawing up a bigger life Hiding from the burning light But now our life is unakite Oh oh oh oh, oh my soul Never thought I'd love to play my role I had to cut my teeth sometime And now my life is unakite Oh oh oh oh oh

This could be Who I was always meant to be A life of pawsibilities A chance to have some fun Might fuck Lord English up, up, up, up

This could be the most delightful irony A freedom form purrgatory Turned loose and flying high, high, high, high, Hi!!! We're making it happen!

Hold on tight You were drawing up a bigger life (no more) Hiding from the burning light But now our life is unakite Oh oh oh oh, oh my soul Never thought I'd love to play my role I had to cut my teeth sometime And now my life is unakite

Oh oh oh oh oh (... oh s#!@ X33)

[intro]

You’re so wrong, You’re so wrong, shut it, take this (x4)

Baby, brand-new bag

Got a lil' bitch and his name's Karkat (HEY!)

If I dont text back you know i’m in combat

Gotta cap it again and I slide that ass (HUH?)

[chorus 1]

Don't you worry, strider  

On my mind, but i won’t say it to you (don't need to say nothin)

So just say the word, before you fall asleep, wake up

Don't you worry, strider (don't you worry)

On my mind, but still won't say it to you (at least say it's somethin)

So just say the word, before you fall asleep

[Bridge]

Damn, dude, you better turn flipways (x2)

Damn, dude, you better turn flatways (x2)

Damn, dude, you better turn halfways (x2)

Damn, dude, you better turn wholeways

Damn, dude, you better turn wholew-

[chorus 2]

Don't you worry, Vantas (better worry)

I've got time and I'm gon' give it to you

(got no forgiveness for ya, got no forgiveness for ya)

I'd tell you those words but you'd think bad of me, hold up

Don't you worry, Vantas (better worry, baby)

I've got time and I'm gon' give it to you (fuck you too)

Don't say that you're good with what you've had of me

[verse 1]

I would say that it’s just enough, for me to let this pass (skrrt) 

But I just can’t conduct myself, I wanna beat your ass (choo choo)

(uh, uh, uh) STOP FUCKING AROUND!

And I can’t let you be

Shut up! don’t speak, I'm giving it till’ three

Can't say too much, if I tried to find (What? Yeah...)

words that say I care, you'd just think I'm lyin' (Mhm, you're lying)

Think I'm lyin'

(BOTH) Don't hit my line if you gon' waste my time, wake up

[chorus]

Don't you worry, baby

On my mind, but still won't say it to you

So just say the words before you fall asleep, wake up

Don't you worry, baby

Lie through my teeth saying I don't care about you

So just say the words, before you fall asleep

[outro]

You’re so wrong, shut it, take this (x3)

so this things been on the list to do for like ever so im doing it

four tres two uno

reeses puffs, reeses puffs eat em up, eat em up, eat em up, eat em up (x2)

(wow) i got reeses puffs in my bowl (wow) now my days on cruise control (wow) i got reeses puffs in my bowl (wow) and just like that, im on a roll

reeses puffs, reeses puffs eat em up, eat em up, eat em up, eat em up (x3) reeses puffs, reeses puffs in the am, its the flavor i savor

peanut butter and chocolate too you know how i do, thats what i wake up to my reeses puffs inspired this rhyme that peanut butter–chocolate combinations on timе

reeses puffs, reeses puffs (x5) peanut butter chocolate flavor reeses puffs reeses puffs wow! peanut butter- i just said this

reeses puffs, reeses puffs eat em up, eat em up, eat em up, eat em up (x2)

(wow) i got reeses puffs have you heard why my coats all lined in fur reeses puffs gave my life purpose even went ahead and ghostwrote this verse

so crucial to my breakfast vernacular that peanut butter do a whole spectacular every spoonful taste like a miracle i need another bowl now thats what i call cereal

ill pop that flintstone like his ass was a vitamin and leave ol captain crunch housebound, vicodin or homestuck, which fandom is my writing in that peanut butter chocolately munch got me spiraling

when you kiss me and say you love me it makes me feel so good i wanna break down and give in to you i wanna believe that youre the one

you give me my pills and sing this strange song and all my hurting goes away i start to drift off with you beside me i wanna believe that youre the one

cry and cry and let it out we have to face that its over now even as i anoint your door im looking out for something more

cry and cry, im crying too cause no one touches me like you do

i dont want my mom to know that ive been a dirty boy

i try my darnedest to be a bastard i want you to think that i dont care but i feel sorry, and youre so pretty you start to cry, and i kiss your mouth

cry and cry and let it out we have to face that its over now even as i anoint your door im looking out for something more

cry and cry, im crying too cause no one touches me like you do

i dont want my mom to know that ive been a dirty boy

youre a tragic girl you lead a tragic life im just meant to be your latest tragedy aint no butterfly girl this aint no butterfly love im just meant to be your latest tragedy

i try my darnedest to be a bastard i want you to think that i dont care but youre so pretty, and i feel sorry i start to cry, and i kiss your mouth

i dont want my mom to know that ive been a dirty boy