Mix 80: Look a Like to Look a Like
Ah, fame & fortune. Being a celebrity seems to be the high life.
If you are the celebrity in question.
There are some face types that repeat regardless of relatedness. For these people, being an celebrity look alike beyond Elvis is not something they intended do, but it happens. A quirk of genetic expression.
For Ford:
People often mistake him for Jean-Luc Bilodeau.
Apparently, the town is big fans of Kyle X/Y & Baby Daddy.
He often called Jean, and has had more run ins with people wanting to get his autograph on that basis. It was cool at first, but eventually it got grating when people started asking for money.
He has his looks, not his money.
Then we have Dante:
People think that he is Haley Joel Osment.
With the false attribution of identity with his hot body, he has gotten many requests to be someone's surrogate father; from middle aged couples on the last chance to have kids, to some young in their 20's lady wanting to sleep with a celebrity.
Dante & Ford are best friends.
"Man this celebrity look alike mess is getting on my nerves."
"Yesterday, a camera crew came to my house looking for compromising photos."
Ford lifted his eyebrows.
"You would think they would do their due diligence & understand the mistaken identity situation."
"Why aren't the real celebrities speaking up?"
"Because it takes pressure off their own backs, and gives them a greater sense of privacy."
Both men: "..... Celebrities suck."
"So what are we going to do? This is only going to get worse."
"Already figured it out Ford, we merge."
"...We what?"
"Let's merge body, minds, and souls. Surely there isn't a celebrity who looks like a fusion of those two."
"Other option?"
"We leave town & our families."
"Fine. I guess we can consider this as marrying each other."
"Only deeper."
"Only deeper."
They met in Dante's home in his attic gym. With the window ceilings, it was less of an attic, and more of a secret open air man cave. Ford had been here many times. Why pay for an gym membership when he has access to this?
They have a key to each other's house.
They are practically a married couple already despite having girlfriends.
"So how do we do this. Some fancy dance, some odd jewelry, some strange substance..."
"Get in this bag."
It was a lilac purple silk body bag. It was more like an cocoon.
Dante knew how Ford thought & got in himself first. He beckoned Ford in.
"... This better work, because if this is an elaborate plan to sleep with me..."
Dante chuckled.
"This is going to be fun, being merged with you."
Ford eventually relented and got in, now resting on top of Dante. They were both blushing.
"So...."
The zipper on the silk bag zipped itself up sealing themselves within.
Heat began to rise & they both were sweating bullets.
Suddenly they both broke down into a slurry of blood, flesh, and other physical matter. From their perspective, there was no pain. They felt floatish instead. Then the memories of each men flash in each other's mind. They were converging as one mentally.
The zipper on the bag disappeared, the silk material became more fleshy. It began to move & squirm about. After a minute, their DNA were merged into a new traditional double helix structure. The material within began to glow.
The cocoon began to stretch & change shape, with each passing minute it became more & more more human shaped. When the skull & brain formed, he began to moan.
After five minutes he was fully formed within. Steam issued from the silk-flesh cocoon.
He ripped out of the cocoon & roared. He was wet at first, but quickly dried in the air. He was breathing heavily.
"Phew, that felt weird. I mean a good kind of weird but still weird."
He took a few minutes to collect himself.
"I am Ford, but I am also Dante. Mmm, parading around as either or would be strange even though they are me, and me them. How about Wyatt."
Dante + Ford = Wyatt.
He took out his phone & snapped a photo of himself:
He was as tall as Dante. His shoulders were more pronounced, his pecs slightly bigger. His biceps the same size as Dante's but with more vascularity, and that somehow meant thicker hands. His eight pack & obliques were more prominent, more rounder. His buttocks were the same size as Dante's. His rod & jewels were ripped straight from Ford in size; length, girth, and circumference. Luckily, Ford was very well endowed. He just wore baggy pants & shorts to hide it. Using Ford's legs as a base, he had much bigger thighs, and denser quads. His feet were thicker as well.
He was at least 20 pounds heavier than Dante.
Using Dante as the base, his skull shape was a mix of the two. His eyebrows were from Ford, his eyes from Dante. His nose & ears were from Dante, while his mouth was from Ford.
Just like Dante, he sported facial hair, only much bushier. He kept Dante's dark blond hair & volume, but with Ford's texture & styling.
He posted the photo to social media.
"Let's see how people react."
The next day & he checked out people's responses:
"Oh look, its Ryan Gosling!" One comment said.
Oh, oh. In trying to get away from looking like one celebrity, they merged into the look alike of another celebrity.
Might as well enjoy this joined life.

















