#thefeelingwhen

#TheFeelingWhen you realise you've had SEVERAL conversations with people and nobody told you that there's A GRAY NOSE HAIR CURLED SAUCILY AROUND YOUR EFFING NOSTRIL. #NoAdvicePlease #AtLeastImMostlyWearingAdamnMask #NotEvenGonnaLookBelowTheWaist (at Berlin, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca-CgB5sOBm/?utm_medium=tumblr

#TheFeelingWhen you drag your tired ass out the damn woods after a week of heavy duty woo shit and you realise The Universe is a petty bitch and ain't done fucking with you so you get an infinite onion ring from @BurgerKing. #NoAdvicePlease #NOITISNTAPOLYAMORYONIONRINGSORELAX #BECAUSEISAIDSO https://www.instagram.com/p/CT7QepxrksH/?utm_medium=tumblr

#TheFeelingWhen You have to invoke birthday privileges in order to insist on a cessation of your beloveds deeply intense grousings about Bernstein's conducting of the "Surprise" movement of Haydn's symph #94. #Whatever #SorryThatsJustHowTheyWaltz #NoAdvicePlease #HeWillJustStartAgainAtTwelveOhOneAM (at One World Trade Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQW76C0h3o1/?utm_medium=tumblr

#TheFeelingWhen you stick your thumb RIGHT THE HELL THROUGH ONE OF THE LAST PAIRS IF YOUR FAVE PANNIES and realise that you are now on the bleeding g edge of fashion. I present, bellybutton keyhole drawls! #NoAdvicePlease #KindaWorksTho (at Essaouira) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9VDpnHpF1O/?igshid=yzrgtk7bzkk

#TheFeelingWhen your camera takes too many photos and the "accidental" one looks like a very serious advert for professional ass whuppin' services. #EvenMyOuttakesRule #livingmybestlife❤️ (at Joshua Tree National Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7cNw6ODw-4/?igshid=1jnvbeb0cq9k9

#TheFeelingWhen you roll over into blanket burrito mode, forget you farted a minute ago, and realise you just "hot-boxed" yourself. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0qiEC4hIwe/?igshid=6wpxz380ac7i