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Belated, semi-structured reactions under the cut. Long post and spoilers ahead.Â
Holy shit the artwork. I canât shut up about it. The ink. The colors. The sense of life and movement. Each panel has its own energy and quick. The pages seem to glow like stained glass windows and Iâve never seen four-color process look so luminous. Not what youâd expect for a horror comic, but I am relishing the contrast. And speaking of contrast, I also enjoy the fact that Johnâs big, innocent, baby blue eyes make him look like he walked off a Disney cartoon.Â
Loving the page layouts, the crops, the bleeds, the splash pages, the spreads. The way the panels are slightly off-kilter, often inset and overlapping. Itâs exciting, turning each page. Will we get a conventional grid of panels? Will we get rectangular panels scattered and tossed across the spread like playing cards? Will we get panels with irregular shapes that flow and collide and dance? I love the act of flipping the page and seeing whatâs next.Â
Iâm glad to see that Johnâs syntax is evening out. I noticed a big difference in issue #2. His dialect reads as less American with English influence and more English with a strong American influence. It still has a ways to go, but it flows more naturally and authentically. Does my heart good.Â
More swearing. Makes me happy. The pentagram icons are delightful. Clever way of owning censorship and using it as a character device. Tragic that John canât give anyone the finger, but he has shot the V a couple times already, and that ainât nothing by a long shot.Â
And on the topic of tragedies, poor Gary. Doomed to die in the second issues of Hellblazer titles for all eternity. The continuity fucking slays me. I was particularly enjoying Gaz and Johnâs banter in this issue, and all of the character development it was generating. All the hints and snippets of their history. Without a doubt, Gaz will show up later on in punk rock flashbacks, but I was starting to like him as a dearly departed, salty, snarky voice of reason.Â
The structure of this issue--ongoing narration folded beautifully into a walk through the city at night--is very reminiscent of this bookâs epithet. We see John as a storyteller, a schemer, a charming manipulator, an utter asshole, and a sympathetic figure. Heâs regaining his complexity. Even though he has yet to sound off politically (which, letâs face it, has a pretty slim chance of happening, given that weâre in the main DC universe and not Vertigo), we have gotten a few odd jabs at the state of culture in America.Â
I was tickled by the Black Canary posters that showed up on the street and in Johnâs pigsty of a flat. Iâm a complete sucker for small shout-outs like this, and the payoff only got better when I discovered that poster design is the same one that makes up the center spread of Black Canary #2. I bet John sneaks into their shows like the cheap bastard he is and steals posters off the merch table.
Since issue #3 will take us back to the UK as John searches for a way to deal with his ghost-killing monster, Iâm really, really keen to see if Cheryl and Gemma will make an appearance. Fingers crossed that Cheryl and Gemma will make an appearance and thread some more of the original continuity into the new title. But, and I know Iâve said it before, if their treatment even so much as smells like it might resemble Hellblazer #251-300, Iâll be the first to distribute pitchforks and torches.
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I like how the writers are teasing a romance between John and Oliver. Iâm excited to see more of their interaction, but I donât mind being strung along on this one. I appreciate that they havenât learned too much about each other yet, but there is a mutual attraction. Sometimes âoh shit, theyâre hotâ is all you have to go on until you can actually have a proper conversation. With only a handful of panels on the subject, though, we get the very clear sense that John is torn--he wants to see where this road might lead, but he knows that heâs a certain kind of toxic and is hesitant to get close. If John only wanted sex, he would have already made an effort to get in Oliverâs pants, but, because he used Blythe for instant gratification in issue #1, we know thatâs not the case here. The writers are emphasizing the theme of Johnâs loneliness, so itâs safe to assume heâs looking for emotional fulfillment and meaningful company. Itâs very much the âall my friends are dead/everyone who gets close to me diesâ trope, however, it doesnât feel too clichĂŠ to me since that concept was so essential to the texture of Vertigo Hellblazer.
Do I want to see John and Oliver in a romantic relationship? You bet your ass I do. As readers, weâve met Johnâs girlfriends, but weâve never met his boyfriends. And forgive me if I donât place fucking a creepy, alternate-reality version of Batman as part of a diabolical plot for revenge in the âboyfriendâ column. So Iâm absolutely delighted (read: still lying face-down on the floor and sobbing) that Johnâs same-sex attractions are being explored for the first time without the ulterior motive of, yâknow, destroying someoneâs life. I think itâs very charming how thereâs a butterflies-in-the-stomach feel to John and Oliverâs serendipitous meeting in the subway and I am so fucking relieved at how this whole little subplot is being treated as the most normal fucking thing in the world. Itâs not sensationalized or queerbait-y or played up for, I dunno, rainbow points, and thatâs what makes it so remarkable to me. I hope hope hope that the writers can keep up the good work of not fetishizing this ongoing flirtation as Constantine: The Hellblazer continues to find its voice and come into its own.Â
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Aw, thanks a million! Iâm flattered, really I am. Let see hereâŚ
I like all my tattoos, even the really shitty ones (which are most of them).Â
I have a few glaring contradictions. For example, Iâll make my coffee really dark and strong and then dump a whole bunch of milk in it. Iâll laugh during horror movies and cry over childrenâs cartoons.Â
I can roller skate and I never thought Iâd be able to do it in a million years, or that Iâd actually like it, but I can do it and I love it.
Iâm missing a tooth. I used to be very self-conscious and embarrassed about it, but I donât give a fuck any more. Lifeâs too short. Plus, itâs fun to make up wild stories about how I lost it in a bar fight or something.Â
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You got it. Iâm not sure which version of drunk me weâre in for, though. Itâs just starting to hit. And Iâm cleaning my roller skates, so weâll see if I can get them reassembled properly.Â