five hargreeves moments i think about too much
"NO TWINE, NO BIRTH MOTHER"
that time he called lila and diego 'sentient std's'
โI don't think I'm better than you. I know I'm better than you."
"think batman...then aim lower."
"It's an extra kinky kind of black hole."
"the next person who says dickhead will get a punch in the throat" *everyone proceeds to say dickhead*
"that's one badass stapler"
"IM THE DADDY HERE"
"What a disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain."
"ITS รGA FOR รGA YOU IDIOTS"
"GIANT BALL OF TWINE!! THATS ONE OF THE BEST ONES :DDDD"
โIโd ask what youโre doing Klaus, but then it occurred to me that I donโt careโ
















