#the slacker

emily-helps character aesthetics ; the layabout

They’re so sad! And for what reason? They bring the mood down like 24/7. Although I guess every horror movie needs the broody guy, right? 

As in for that Lux case? Sheesh, I’m not exactly the girl with all the info so that might be a better Clarissa Q. Although, if you want my opinion, based on all the research work I’ve done in the past, it’s always someone unsuspecting. Or someone with a totally big motive. Like, has anyone check in on that supposed T.A. Lux was banging? I think that’d person be #1 in my book. I think Alice is high up there too based on motive alone. Or even Jamie and Sloane. I don’t see motive, but they were the ones who found her body and that’s super suspish if you ask me, especially since Sloane got arrested for that whole bomb thing. Sounds like a girl who wants to see Cherry burn, if you ask me.

But really, I think it could be anyone. Lux was such an enigma so who’s to say. Your guess is as good as mine!

I know Clarissa is allll about that hunk Mac, so here’s to hoping she doesn’t take back my password privileges for this one!

F: I have to give it to that hottie Casey Russell! So not reliable for a date or a ring on my left hand, but I’d so let him take me to bed. And this is a totally serious proposal, Mr. Russell. Find your little calloused way over to campus and I’ll give you a night to remember.

M: Is it so silly of me to say Mac? I know, I know, that’s Rissa’s man, but it’s not crazy to think that man wouldn’t be a great husband! While I’m off working for the Associated Press one day, he’d make a great stay-at-home little hubby! Talk about a hot gender reversal!

K: It’s so sad for say Jamie because he’s such a cutie! I just don’t have enough fucks and marriages to go around, yanno? But I’d seriously give you a little kiss or something ‘cause I’m not a murderous diva unlike that psycho around town.

Oh, please - give me a hard one to start off with! I feel like it's, like, totally obvious, but! F: @rorycollins The girl definitely needs a little spice in her life! Maybe an affair is, like, the perfect way to find it, you know? M: @dominiclogan, all the way! His dancy little feet have touched Manhattan ground, he's always the best dressed on the streets of Cherry, and he's definitely the most fun of Lux Lewis's little ragtag gang. Even if his sister can be a total drag.

K: @indyerneed I'm, like, p sure he thinks I'm stupid, and he's always scarfing down everything in sight! Might as well just date a hoover tbh, so. Points off, for sure.