#the groundskeeper

murdoc didnt MAKE the groundskeeper, but he did clean him up. He was getting tired of having to keep the zombie gorillaz and other undead in check every day to just get to the damn studio, so like any good boss, he just found the biggest body he could in the catacombs of the graveyard, pulled some bullshit, and brought it back to life. the Groundskeeper doesnt remember his name... but everyone calls him "Chum" so... thats what he goes by. he's definitely made out of multiple parts from multiple people. and things. but he cannot remember anything from HIS past. his brain is a little scrambled. he uses a shovel as a cane as he wanders through the graveyard, smacking anything that moves wrong with it and reburying it. or... buring it for the first time! he doubles as security. however his monotone behavior and wandering causes a small issue... he sometimes wanders OUTSIDE of kong studios grounds. specifically if he has nothing to do. this has resorted in situations where he'll suddenly appear on the local news with a stupid name like "Johnson appleback" and the reporter thinks he's some swedish cheesemonger. or worse. theres been many a time murdoc or russell has to collect him because he just got bored and left his post. its how he got his favorite chair, actually! ....it was thrown at him when he accidentally crashed a funeral.