The Great Animorphs (Re)read Data Round Up (#6-10)
Yay for more very scientific data! Yay because the chart is starting to look like a bell curve!
It’s worth noting that my scores are based on a measurable (to me) scale, rather than based on how much I like the book. #6 (The Capture) is one of my favorites and I was giggling and kicking my feet while reading it. I also could not, in good faith, score it higher than a 6. On the contrary, I could not, in good faith, rate #7 (The Stranger) lower than a 10 even though I hate The Ellimist almost as much as I hate time travel plot lines.
Scoring and commentary under the cut.
ID at the end of the post.
Image description: Notes app screenshots that read the following.
6: The Capture — 6
Body Horror: 2
War Crimes: 2
Mind Fuckery: 4
Bonus Points: -2
*Minus five bonus points for multiple uses of the M-slur, plus ableist and fatphobic rhetoric.
*One single bonus point for the way that Jake’s home life is portrayed; even before Temrash one one four, with Tom around, Jake was living in his own private hell every. Single. Day.
*Two more points because SAURON??
(Yes I know it’s Crayak, but I didn’t realize he came in Iron Lung-style so early in the series.)
Hey, remember the days when you could just record shows straight off your TV?
7: The Stranger — 10
Body Horror: 1
War Crimes: 2
Mind Fuckery: 4
Bonus Points: 3
*Bonus point for the kids showing the signs of everything they’ve been through.
*Bonus point for the image of the Taxxon hive I’m not going to get out of my head any time soon.
*Another bonus point for confirmation that Keanu Reeves exists in the Animorphs universe.
8: The Alien — 5
Body Horror: 0
War Crimes: 0
Mind Fuckery: 1
Bonus Points: 4
*Bonus point for Ax’s first POV. He has such a unique voice and perspective.
*Bonus point for Aximili not wanting Elfangor to think he was mad at him before he leaves/dies :(
*Bonus points for meeting Alloran AND learning Seerow’s Kindness — big stuff.
9: The Secret — 7
Body Horror: 1
War Crimes: 0
Mind Fuckery: 2
Bonus Points: 4
*Bonus point for more Ax I mean Phillip from Out of State at the mall. Gotta be my favorite situation.
*Bonus point for the baby skunk field trip.
*Bonus point for stinky, purple Visser Three.
*Bonus point because Mo-om, Cassie’s having ethical dilemmas again!!
10: The Android — 5
Body Horror: 3
War Crimes: 0
Mind Fuckery: 2
Bonus Points: 0
*Minus one bonus point because stop bullying Marco about his haircut >:(
*Bonus point for Z-space guts and the first instance of “SPROOOT!”
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just finished s1 ep6 of The Capture and I SWEAR if these people don’t get out of Shaun Emery’s face im losing it. Show of ragebait and despair. Shaun’s handling it so maturely too, I would’ve started setting people on fire
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