#the batmobile

Tim: "Okay my turn now. Um? Okay."

Tim: "I smoked on top of the Wayne Enterprises building with Jason, I stabbed myself the first time Dad tried to teach me how to use daggers, and I slept last night."

Dick/Damian: "Last one."

Dick: "I was literally there when you stabbed yoursel-"

Damian: "We've all smoked with Jason on the Wayne Enterprises building, like come on."

Dick/Tim: . . .

Dick: "Okay my turn."

Dick: "I graffitied the bat signal when I was twelve, I crashed the batmobile and blamed it on Jason but he was killed like two weeks later so I never forgave myself, and I'm allergic to kiwis."

Damian/Tim: "...?"

Dick: "Oh wait shit-"

Damian: "...They're all true aren't they?"

Jason, jumping out from under the couch: "I FUCKING TOLD HIM IT WAS YOU!!!"

Dick: Looks like it's just you and me Jay!

Jason: where tf is B?

Dick: Alfred wouldn't let him out, he broke a few fingers again

Jason: Ah. Sooo we have the radio to ourselves

Dick: Actually

Dick: B said we were getting too distracted by music while patrolling and disabled the Bluetooth feature on the Bat mobile

Jason: WHAT

Dick: And Tim isn't here to turn it back on :(

Jason: So we have to listen to the regular radio stations like losers!??

Dick: Unfortunately

Jason, grumbling, as he turns on the radio: Whatever

Radio: BACKSTREETS BACK ALRIGHT!

Jason and Dick:

Jason and Dick: EVERYBODYYYYYYY

Propaganda for @need-him-pregnant-poll featuring my stupid crack ship, because why not.