#that was long...

Day 3 of @cookie-run-rarepair-week - Different AU

Welp- not technically a different AU but rather a different world inside the same AU, but the differences are still there.

I found interesting to draw Pitayantress for this day. Their relationship isn't the "happy ever after" you typically see, but rather something closer to what we have in real life... they argue quite a lot, mainly regarding their children, but it's because Pitaya is a bit more caring and soft, and DE is busy and also puts responsibility above anything else; Pitaya thinks she's putting the lives of the children in danger (which she technically is) and she thinks not. They don't seem it, but they love each other, don't doubt about this! Put they aren't all cuddly and all, it's their rough and tough nature, they don't like to show that much affection, but also- Dark Enchantress new ultimate form is... painful. She's like me, tries to show affection, but hurts the other instead. And didn't even mention that her face stays practically the same, expressionless.

so first off ondo is my fave, I want to live like her in my tiny apartment and bake and sew stuff 😌😌 I've watched lit rully all her vids like I just full on marathoned them and it's really relaxing!!

I also love oh no nina, she's really chill an d seems like the type of person I'd be friends with shhdjdjd

I like rowena tsai, especially her self-care and spirituality videos but. she has capitalist views which I simply don't understand (like the whole productivity thing) bc she's a buddhist and that's just not compatible to me??? I still like her I'm just trying not to watch her these days bc it stresses me out to see someone pushing the work hard to be fulfilled narrative

I like sarah cheung for makeup, I just think she's really cool and really genuine!! she's a glam girl that's approachable if that makes sense

I love clahrah, she posts really long vlogs and they're so aesthetically pleasing and soothing but she rarely posts bc she's busy with uni work ig :(( I really like the music she uses and she writes handwritten captions and her editing style is kind of literary ig?? idk how to explain it

for fashion/makeup I really lov hanbyul and kinda cool, they have a really distinct style (vintage/kitsch and sleek/street wear) and their videos r just fun to watch!!

Sable : “A Family huh....”

[ @ask-wingedprotector ]

UUgghh! Okey!

His love life is still unexistent. It’s not that he doesn’t want one, he just sees love and commitment as this big and sacred thing and, well...he’s a demon so you’ve gotta take the good with the bad and realize that he’s just not going to find such a thing in another person. Plus, he’s not going to just give himself to just any demon, angel or human right on the spot. Even after knowing Fenrich for a long time, he still feels this weight of a promise and refuses to let himself take much more beyond what they have now...atleast until he knows FOR SURE that Fenrich would want it in the end, as well. Which...Fenrich doesn’t show so well...in Valvatorez’s eyes, anyways. He thinks that Fenrich is just playing the role of a servant and is just using him. (YES. He knows what Fenrich is up to. And he clearly doesn’t care. If you’ve played the game and paid attention, you’d know this well.) 

This same thing could be rolled down with Artina as well. Where as many people think that Valvatorez and Artina were in love at first sight...I can’t agree. Because I get a stronger sense that Valvatorez saw Artina as nothing else but a challenge since she never showed fear. And Artina was just a horny hooker so she just played with him and flirted about...which Valvatorez doesn’t play...especially when he was a Tyrant. Now, do they have something NOW? No. Because Artina wanted to save NEMO regardless of whether Valvatorez was involved in that butthole’s shenanigans or not. And when they do find each other and figure out who the other is, not much changes. Valvatorez sees Artina as a comrade as he does with Fenrich and not very much more. And this might be one of the biggest reasons, besides keeping his promise to drink her blood after she was afraid NOT OF HIM but FOR him during the battle with Fear the Great, he not only feels that he hasn’t fulfilled his promise, he also doesn’t want to take the blood of a comrade.

All in all, he doesn’t want to be alone. He has already been that way during his reign as a Tyrant for over 2,015 years. So, he’s not wanting to return to those ways and end up messing something up from breaking promises to losing his closest comrades by doing something stupid. As a proud and noble demon, he will never admit fear nor will he ever SHOW fear or remorse...but he IS afraid of something.

What drink did the mun have last?

Milk.

Does your mun drink too much?

On the contrary, I believe they need to drink more water.

What do you think about your mun’s significant other or their crush?

Like me, they don’t have crushes- but a good friend. Hopefully, their bonds would stay strong together…

What do you think about your mun’s friends?

They are all strange. A few have the potential to get him spurred into a debate, though. That’s always good. They need more mental workouts.

What do you think about your mun’s shopping habits?

While they could be frugal at times, sometimes Mun falls into temptation.. and buys before thinking….

Is your mun a nice person?

I would like to think they are- but Mun always replies that they aren’t.

Do you like your mun?

Of course.

What’s your favorite thing about your mun?

When the Mun put their mind to it, they get things done, fast.

What’s your least favorite thing about your mun?

Procrastination. 

Do you get jealous if your mun has other muses?

Not at all. The Mun has more than twenty muses- but my position as one of their Main Muses is cemented in diamond.

What do you think of your mun’s style?

In terms of fashion, I believe it’s quite elegant. However, instead of cosplaying Freud, he should have cosplayed me instead. My robes would look much better on her than that red clothing.

What do you think about your mun’s music?

A variety of tones and sounds to describe whatever scene they’re thinking of…

What do you think about your mun’s favorite TV show?

K Project… The power of Kings is quite interesting.

Do you think your mun would survive a zombie apocalypse?

The Mun is terrified of zombies.

What was the last thing your mun lied about?

Lies, hm. Saying that they would get food but stayed in bed for another 15 minutes this morning.

What’s your mun’s favorite thread?

Favorite thread… while they are some, I believe they aren’t on the favorite list yet- After all, no one broke me in those.

What do you think of your mun’s family?

My feelings towards them are apathy- they don’t bother me.

What was the last movie your mun watched and did you like it?

If I remembered right, it was… Jurassic World. A night of terror… it was rather dull.

What do you think about your mun’s sense of humor?

It needs help. It’s too dry- and dad jokes.

What is something you think your mun could change about themselves?

I was tagged by my bro : ethanosaurus 

RULES: when you’re tagged, write answers to the 92 questions in the following categories. at the end, choose 25 people to be tagged and mention the person who tagged you.

Anyone who sees this and want to fill it, well.. do it and tag me as if I tagged you, Because my only friend on Tumblr is my bro... I'm so alone D' :

what was your…

last beverage? Water

last phone call?  BFF'mom... When I call at her home for her birthday she wasn't there :P

last text message? Hum... Don't remember..

last song listened to?  The golden throne – Temples

last time you cried? Sunday... I was playing an undead for my LARP... And a friend hit me in the face... It was an accident, but now I know : a bow is realy hard... Yup x)

have you ever…

dated someone twice? Nop

been cheated on? Nop

kissed someone and regretted it? Nop

lost someone special? Nop

been depressed? Maybe, yes.. But you know, life going on :)

been drunk and vomited? I don't remember:D

list three favourite colours: black, red, blue

in the last year, have you…

made a new friend? Yop ^^

fallen out of love? Nop

laughed so hard there were tears?  Every time with my BFF 

met someone who changed you? Don't know

found out who your true friends are?  Nop. Who are they!? O-O

found out someone was talking about you?  Nop, but if they talk in my back, they did it pretty well, because I know nothing about it.

kissed anyone on your facebook “friend list”?  Nop. My astuce : have no Facebook 8D

general questions.

how many of your facebook friends do you know in person?  … All my friends are real, because I have no facebook 8D (And I met my internet friend last year ho ho ho )

how many siblings do you have? Yup, I have a lovely Bro-pouliche...:D

do you have any pets? Yessssss. A cat. Ma grosse patate d'amour :3 ~ Jase (her name)

do you want to change your name?  Nop

what did you do for your last birthday?  Hum LARP, and drink Cider with friend:P

when did you wake up today?  7H am:P

what were you doing at midnight last night?  Sleeping and dreaming:P

name something you cannot wait for:  Travel with my friend this winter! :D

when did you last see your mother?  This morning

what is one thing you wish you could change about your life?  My first car's accident :(

what are you listening to right now? Trembling hands – The temper trap

have you ever talked to a person named tom?  Nop

what’s getting on your nerves right now? Nothing I think

most visited webpages: Clickerhero (damn xD ), Deviantart, Tumblr and Forum RP

blood type: O +

nicknames: Jess, Dyzae, Biche (from my Brother).

relationship status:  single :P

zodiac sign: Virgin

pronoun:  She

primary school/middle school: Ste-Cécile(1-2), St-Gérare (3-4-5), Ste-Anne/ La vollière (6)

high school:  Cap-Jeunesse (1-2-3) Polyvalente St-Jérome (4-5)

college: Cégep de St-Jérôme (Technique d'intégration Multimédia)

hair colour: brown

long or short:  middle?

Height: 5’ or 1m52

do you have a crush on someone? Nop

what do you like about yourself?  Heu..... I don't know XD

do you have any tattoos? Nop, but I want...

are you right- or left-handed? Right

first surgery:  hey... my teeth?

first piercing: ears when I was 6 ^^

first best friend:  Arianne and Marylise:)

first sport you joined:  Equitation:)

first vacation: Going to France see our family:)

first pair of trainers/sneakers: heu.......

right now i am…

eating: Nothing 

drinking: Nothing

about to:  rewrite this stupide meme

listening to: computer

interested in having children? Meh, dunno

interested in getting married? Meh, dunno

ready for a career or have one? Meh, dunno x)

which is better…?

lips or eyes? Eyes

hugs or kisses? Hugs

shorter or taller? I don’t care

older or younger? Around my age. 

romantic or spontaneous? hum... witch is OK with the moment xD

nice stomach or nice arms? heu... what? XD

sensitive or loud? Sensitive

hook-up or relationship? Relationship.

troublemaker or hesitant? Dunno

have you ever…

kissed a stranger? Nop

drunk hard liquor? Yep

lost your glasses or contacts? I lost my red contacts D:

had sex on the first date? *ATCHOU*

broken someone’s heart? Yop :( I'm so sorry

had your own heart broken? Yop, when I broked the heart of my Ex' ...

been arrested? Nop

turned someone down? heu... dunno

cried when someone died? Yup

fallen for a friend? Nop

do you believe in…

yourself?  Meh.... Waht? Can you repeat the question?:D

miracles?  Yes and no.

love at first sight? Maybe, why not?

heaven? Nah. 

santa claus? Not anymore, but I realy liked to belive in it.

kissing on the first date?  Why not?

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

"Amazing!"

"Agreed."

"She knew how to use her tongue."

"My girl had the longest legs."

"That’s all we’re willing to say…"

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

"Fingers through my hair."

"Yep. It sends the shivers."

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

"That’s a hard one… What do you think Fred?"

"Uh… A broom! Quidditch and sex doesn’t mix!"

"Yes! Good one! Quidditch time is professional time!"

"It’s like the only time we’re decently serious."

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

"She was ridiculously hairy down there…" Fred shuddered.

"Ew… For me… I guess it was when I had a little too much to drink and … You know…"

"Aah…"

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

"Listening to the Lion King Festival soundtrack"

"Hermione made us listen to it…"

"It made my nipples hard…"

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

"Obviously magic…"

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

"Food…" answered one twin.

"Lingerie," answered the other.

"Ooh! I like his better! Lingerie!"

10: Top or bottom?

"Both!"

"It would be dull to just consistently do it one way…"

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

"Pudding."

"Ice cubes."

23: Biggest turn on:

"A girl’s laughter."

"Agreed. If she can’t laugh at my jokes, then what’s the point?"

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

"Neck."

"Back."

"Somewhere along my sides…"

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]

"Love > Sex."

"Always."

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

"…"

"…"

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

"Like to?"

"Or in?"

"I’m confused…"

"Same, mate…"

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

"Just one!?"

"Why are these questions so hard!?"

"…Whatever the hell is already on!"

"We’re men! We don’t stop to put music on!"

"If I have her in the mood, I’m not going to stop to put music on!"

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

"I swore we answered this already…"

"It does seem familiar…"

"Strawberries…?" One offered.

"Satin for me… It’s nice to the touch…"

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

"Lesbian…"

"Because why not…?"

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

"That child would be less than a month old…"

"I think two for me."

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

"Yes."

"Yes."

"It’s fun."

"Always different too."

They snickered.

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

"…"

"…"

"No," they both said at the same time.

"Technically we could seeing as how we share the same identical DNA…"

"But we are not interested…"

"At all…"

70: Booty or Boobs?

"Boobs."

"Booty is just a nice bonus."

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

"Ewww… No!"

"Do you know how many siblings we have!?"

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

"Burn it…"

"Quick."

"Now." They pull out their wands.

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?