#tf bombshell

OOGA BOOGA OVERLORD JUMPSCARE!!!!!

• “Too visible,” Bombshell counters tiredly. Which should be obvious if Kickback just stopped and actually thought about anything besides food. Understands the urge to chase and devour, though. Especially with so many humans clustered together, screaming and hysterical. What’s gotten them so worked up? Did one die? Using his bulk to force his way closer and send humans scattering, he’s aware of other Cybertronians watching the chaos, but not interfering. Some sort of ritual then?

• “What is that thing, thing?” Shrapnel hisses, watching several humans with long handled tools of some sort poking and raking at a long, legless creature that keeps rearing up and striking to send them scrambling back. How is that little thing sending them all into hysterics? Half the organics screaming encouragement or advice and several up on the low concrete wall watching. That little thing is hardly intimidating or threatening. Venting on a hiss he glances at another mech watching and realizes it’s Megatron, the warlord looking unamused.

• “Leave the poor baby alone, you bullies,” you snap, shoving forward and pushing a guard back. “He’s just scared.” It’s not even a venomous snake. Bending, you pick it up by the back of the head so you don’t get bit, feeling it frantically coil around your arm, writhing to escape. “I know, honey. You’re just a little nope rope not a danger noodle.” And people scatter as you straighten with it, cooing reassurances as you walk past to release it outside the walls. Don’t they realize he’s just scared?