#tf bee

I'm definitely gonna make an animatic for ES!Bee with this. This is a plan. I'm planning... I swear! [It's gonna take a lot of lifetime out of me]

Yes Bee. Yes it's going to be about you.

I would like to think in this au his personality is closer to war of cybertron or earthsparkk!!

The last of the main trio for Sparkache, Bumblebee! Bumblebee was very young when he was chosen by the Scythe of Amalgamous. He fought by Optimus Prime’s side learning to hone his skills. Many thought he would take Optimus’s place when he stepped down, but Optimus didn’t get to step down like his predecessors. Optimus was fatally wounded in a fight with the Dark Monarch Megatron. Trapped in grief Bumblebee found the matrix no longer accepted him. Now he is tasked with training the new Prime in field work, and he’s got mixed feelings about it!

Note: a lot of it might be kidnap to adopt… so-

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*kidnap to adopt au*

Bumblebee, struggling: whatever you want, I won’t be willing!

Megatron: oh, you’ll be willing, I’ll make it.

Bumblebee, slightly scared:

Megatron, bringing out the paper work: just sign this, that’s all I need from you.

Bumblebee: … are these adoption papers?

Megatron, delighted: yes! It’s come to my attention that you don’t have a caretaker and I would be glad to be your sire, just sign here please.

Bumblebee:

———

*kidnap to adopt au*

Starscream, entering: megatron, please tell Soundwave to stop.

Soundwave, following behind: [Soundwave] has no recollection of this event.

Megatron: stop what?

Starscream: stop Soundwave trying to adopt more cassettes! We already have two of those brats to deal with!

Megatron: oh, no that one’s on me actually. That adoption paperwork is mine.

Soundwave:

Starscream:

Starscream & Soundwave: w h a t?

———

Bumblebee: Hey dad/mom I have a question.

Megatron, drinking energon tea: shoot.

Bumblebee: with that time where you had the heart of cybertron… why were you all lying down on the ground with empty energon cubes around you?

Megatron:

Megatron: uhhh, we kind of celebrated our little victory during that time-.

Bumblebee: you guys were drunk weren’t you?

Megatron: yes we were drunk, however! I ain’t a lightweight!

———

*Kidnap to adopt au*

Ironhide: darn decepticon scum! Once I get my hands on’ em!

Spike: easy now ironhide, we just gotta tell Optimus what happened.

Ironhide: yeah, yer’ right. Hope bumblebee will be alright.

*later at the decepticon base*

Bumblebee, eating homemade energon cookies:

Megatron, on the other side of their interrogation table: … any good?

Bumblebee: tastes like home…. But no, I’m still not signing those papers so you can adopt me.

Megatron: blasted! Foiled again!

———

*kidnap to adopt au… again-*

Bumblebee, just woke up: morning guys! *yawns* what did I miss?

Tracks: first of all: we got a new human friend.

Bumblebee: nice! Whats the second thing?

Tracks: Megatron threatened me to give you this before he fled.

Bumblebee: throw that away, those are adoption papers that I will not sign.

Tracks:

Bumblebee:

Tracks: why is this a regular thing for you?

———

*season 4 shenanigans*

Bumblebee, visiting the decepticons memorial: … hey dad, it’s me. Hi Thundercracker, Skywarp… some seeker’s peds I don’t recognise.

Ghost! Starscream: ahem.

Bumblebee:

Ghost! Starscream:

Bumblebee: ok never mind, hi starscream’s peds-. Wait! You’re dead?!

Ghost! Starscream: indeed bug, now scram.

Bumblebee: not right now! I’m visiting and mourning my sire you scrap!

———

*turned into a sparkling au*

Megatron: you wished to see me, Soundwave-.

Baby bee: *gurgling and cooing while grabbing at his peds*

Soundwave: [megatron]: this is the emergency. [Decepticons]: don’t have the protocol to dealing with autobot this young-… [megatron?]

Megatron, already holding a giggling baby bee: hi there~! N’aww you’re so adorable~, yes you are~!

Soundwave:

Starscream:

Soundwave: [queary]: is this a dream?

Starscream: nope, not even my brain can’t make this scrap up.

———

*kidnap to adopt au*

Megatron: autobot, this will be a lot easier. if you’d just accept this.

Bumblebee: I’m still not signing any adoption paperwork.

Megatron: please.

Bumblebee: no.

Megatron please.

Bumblebee: no.

Megatron: I beg you.

Bumblebee: no.

Skywarp: how long has this been going on for?

Thundercracker: about almost an hour now, they’re both so stubborn.

———

*babybee au*

Bumblebee: pppttthhh

Megatron: pppttthhh

Bumblebee, giggling: pppttthhh!

Megatron, chuckling: pppttthhh!

Shockwave, entering the room: ehem. My lord, if I may ask-.

Megatron:

Bumblebee, cheekily: pppttthhh!

Shockwave: … never mind, you seem clearly busy. I’ll go ask Soundwave.

———

Megatron: --and that is why I will never let that happen again.

Bumblebee: … you’re a hypocrite, sire.

Megatron, sputtering: name one time I was a hypocrite-.

Bumblebee: kidnapping gears, turning the humans against us by impersonation, turning the autobots evil, agreeing to that Deceptitran guy about the mermaid people, multiple kidnappings and torture of bots back on cybertron shall I keep going?

Megatron:

Megatron: I need room for improvement.

———

*inspired by a Go! Go! Transformers comic*

Bumblebee! W-wha?! Where’s my energon?!?!

Megatron, eating bee’s energon on him: looking for this?

Bumblebee:

Bumblebee: aww, c’mon! Not the dad/mom tax!

Megatron, smug: indeed, don’t worry I’m sure Optimus will make you some more.

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Phew! Been a while since I’ve done some g1 skits.

Sorry about that, I’ve just-… really, really! Got dragged into the transformers animated hole after writing sooooo much stuff in it left to right.