#texugo

That's not my handle, actually. Unfortunately I rejected any and all attempts by HalGPT at keysmash. You see, my handle is a perfectly concocted string of letters to perfectly represent my mental state, at any given time. You see, timaeus represents how I will never, and can never, and have never managed, to escape myself, me, I, and my own self. It is the chain all Dirks must carry, the ghost in our shell, the bee in our bonnet. Texugo, however, is it's own beast entirety. See, a man must always wear his suit and tie. His tux, if you will, man. You tux and you go, dude. Gotta be proper and shit. Don't wanna get caught lacking. You don't wanna know what happens if you get caught lacking. I hear the lumberer gets you. Oh man, you don't wanna know the lumberer. Oh the horrors dude. Seriously. The horrors. He gets you, dude. He gets you got style.

You tux and go. You've gotta have that shit on demand bro. Lest the lumberer.

The texugo, see, is a deploy-able tux. Of my own creation. It is highly customizable and available at my website www.dirk.com.net.

Do not click on that click. It has viruses. They will download porn to your computer. So much porn. So much weird, weird texugo puppet porn. You don't wanna see that shit dude. I'm telling you now. I'm warning you. Heed that shit. Heed me, bro. I'm haunting your narrative, bro.