#text: catalystsofchange

[📱to The Disaster Artist ] boy do I have the pitch for you! [📱to Unknown ] have you ever felt like you have too many clothes? that your furniture just isn’t holey enough for you? have you ever found yourself sitting down and relaxing, and lacking an acute sense of anxiety over whether or not someone somewhere is eating something they shouldn’t be? well, starting today, you can be one of the lucky few to experience Jeff! act now, don’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity! [📱to Unknown ] listen I need a babysitter, please