omg I really didn’t think you guys would like these that much but I’m so glad you did:) made more for you to enjoy even though my brain is barely functioning today. Btw I made alot but tumblr is being difficult and not letting me post certain things.
cw: fem reader, mild language, suggestive content, modern au, gf!reader, Abby is a softy basically, not many warnings except stay away if you hate love and fluff and being delulu (then in that case get off tumblr atp).
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The more popular request was for me to do another one of these, this time with the Autobots; here goes! I’ll be doing that rlly cool Decepticon idea sometime soon as well tho dw ;) Thanks y’all! ^^’’
So I’d like to note that after much talk, Optimus has at last dropped his habit of making an email out of every text, but still refuses to text casually 😹😹
Also also! The humans have their own groupchat (the kids) which I may or may not do a chat thing for as well ^w^’’ But this gc is for “all Autobots,” so the humans are a part of this one as well~
Except for Agent Fowler because he adamantly refused and was not swayed on that verdict.
Ah, so with that aside, hopefully I can at least make you smile :’D
Enjoy! <3
🔥✨🚑 *Tragic Hero Noises* 🚚✨🔥
Matrix-Bearer: Good afternoon, Autobots. I have been given lengthy instruction as to how this “group-chat” is supposed to function. You may thank the human children for our....suitable chat name. I have started this “group-chat” so we may better communicate as a team, coordinate plans, and altogether bond more deeply. I pray this marks the beginning of a new era in the midst of this bleak war, and that this shall bring a greater hope and chance for success against the Decepticons. Thank you, and please follow the rules posted on the fridge. Optimus out.
DestinysBoi:
_Wrench_Wrath_: SMOKESCREEN FOR THE LOVE OF PRIMUS
_Wrench_Wrath_: Thank you, Optimus, but a speech was not necessary. Just text normally, like we talked about ok?
MikoMikoNii:
DestinysBoi: @ MikoMikoNii you get me ;)
MikoMikoNii: BRO OFC ;))
DestinysBoi: *finger guns*
Its_Jack_: it’s bee two minutes and this chat is already cursed
Its_Jack: @ Whizkid @ Cee_HowULikeMe_Now help me out please
Bumbleowo: Hes studying for a test! Sorry if we mute you for now ^~^’’
_Wrench_Wrath_ : What material is he going over, Bumblebee?
DestinysBoi: oop ok then
MikoMikoNii: Later Bee!! Tell Raf I said good luck!!
Bumbleowo: Will do! :)
Its_Jack: oh shoot my mom wants me for chores bye!
MikoMikoNii: later chump~
Its_Jack: and you wonder Why I never like being part of your groupchats
MikoMikoNii: U_U
Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: wHO PINGED ME IM BUSY
Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: OH NO JACK MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK I’M NOT MAD SORRY
_Wrench_Wrath_ : Can someone answer my question??
Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: I’M SORRY I PROMISE I’M NOT MAD
BladesandGrenades: lol
MikoMikoNii: OOF
DestinysBoi: Rip 😔👊🔥
Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
DestinysBoi: only old people get their caps lock stuck 😂😂
MikoMikoNii: oo bulkhead should see this 🤣 @ Gentle-Giant get your metal hide over here!!!
Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: OK NOW IM A LITTLE MAD 🤬🔥
DestinysBoi: 😳😳😳
BladesandGrenades: our definitions of “a little” seem to be at odds
Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: Oh hey awesome I got my regular keyboard back! I’m still mad though 🙃
MikoMikoNii: think happy things arcee!! 😳
Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: No 🙃💙
Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: You have five minutes smokescreen 🙃🙃
DestinysBoi: wait why me??!
BladesandGrenades: Oh that reminds me; @ _Wrench_Wrath_ just an fyi, bulky broke his tablet again so hes gonna need a lil help
Shoulderpads: Wheeljack, all of you, it is not professional to use improper grammar and punctuation in any form of communication. Take that to your private chats please.
BladesandGrenades: lol
BladesandGrenades: how bout
BladesandGrenades: shove it up your tailpipe ;)
_Wrench_Wrath_: HE DID WHAT
_Wrench_Wrath_: PRIMUS GIVE ME PATIENCE I BEG OF YOU
Matrix-Bearer: Ratchet, I understand you are upset. Could you perhaps calm down? You are scaring certain residents of this base.
_Wrench_Wrath_: YOU KNOW WHAT. IM TOO OLD FOR THIS SCRAP.
< _Wrench_Wrath_ has left the chat >
BladesandGrenades: Well then
MikoMikoNii: OOF WOAH
DestinysBoi: u think hes coming back??
MikoMikoNii: Nah
BladesandGrenades: nope lol
BladesandGrenades: and ig @ Shoulderpads decided to actually shove it up his tailpipe ;) mission accomplished
DestinysBoi: ...ahah o///o’‘
DestinysBoi: Wouldnt be too sure of that one Jackie..
BladesandGrenades: wh
MikoMikoNii: 🙊😳
BladesandGrenades: Whats going on what happening
Matrix-Bearer: Good afternoon, all. This announcement pertains only to one of you. Wheeljack, please take a moment to head to Ultra Magnus’s quarters. He is requesting your assistance in the matter of....something involving his ship and something in its tailpipes. He informed me that the matter is urgent and requires immediate assistance. Thank you kindly. Signed, Optimus.
MikoMikoNii: guess
MikoMikoNii: guess you’ll be the one shoving it
BladesandGrenades: frag this mf
BladesandGrenades: k boss I’ll be there in a sec
DestinysBoi: lmao nice one Miko 😂😎🔥
Bumbleowo: Hey everyone! What’d we miss?
Whizkid: Hello, Optimus! Thank you for the kind greeting! I hope this chat can be utilized for good as well! :) Thanks for letting me join!!
Matrix-Bearer: Hell, Rafael!
Matrix-Bearer: I...I meant ‘hello.’
MikoMikoNii: HOLY SCRAP
Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: oh wow Optimus woah--
MikoMikoNii: I SJSDHD IM CRIGN
DestinysBoi: Guys dont be so mean :( hes just expressing the reality of what this chat actually is :))
WhizKid: I--
Bumbleowo: lololol oh wow 😅😂
MikoMikoNii:
Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: ok smokescreen I,,I actually have to agree with you on this one--
Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: Youre off the hook
DestinysBoi: thank you, my queen 😭😭
Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: 🙂
Matrix-Bearer: Apologies for the sheer informalities in this message, however I must express my deepest regrets for even starting this chat.
Matrix-Bearer: I’m beginning to think this was a mistake.
MikoMikoNii: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT 😎👊🔥
DestinysBoi:
Matrix-Bearer: I...have never before felt such fear for my life...
Shoulderpads: What in the good name of Primus is wrong with you people?? What is that? Why is it so....unnerving?
MikoMikoNii: 👌
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And so that’s that! Sorry it took so long!! I was busy and it got stuck in my drafts for much longer than intended! But I hope there arent too many mistakes or anything, and I hope you could at least find it interesting, if not funny ^^’’
I enjoyed making this one too~
Lmk if you want me to do some more! Drop ideas! I’ll most likely be doing a Decepticon one next if I do another~
