I realize this game is 12 years old now, but I'm on my 8th playthrough of Inquisition because every character has crawled into my soul and I neeeeeed more Varric and Cassandra art, please 🥺
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I realize this game is 12 years old now, but I'm on my 8th playthrough of Inquisition because every character has crawled into my soul and I neeeeeed more Varric and Cassandra art, please 🥺

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okay so just confirming that the big thing varric actively lies to cassandra about is to make himself seem more loveable and impressive. sure!
Once called "The 450,000+ Slowburn Romance Like Memes Talk About"
Chapters: 70/70 Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cassandra Pentaghast/Varric Tethras, Female Lavellan/Solas (Dragon Age), Female Lavellan & Cassandra Pentaghast, Bethany Hawke/Sebastian Vael, Fenris & Female Lavellan (Dragon Age), Past Implied Hugin/Ilsa Characters: Cassandra Pentaghast, Varric Tethras, Female Lavellan (Dragon Age), Sebastian Vael, Leliana (Dragon Age), Michel de Chevin, Fenris (Dragon Age), Aveline Vallen, Donnic Hendyr, Dorian Pavus, Vestalus Pentaghast, Josephine Montilyet, The Iron Bull (Dragon Age), Bethany Hawke, Anders (Dragon Age), Merrill (Dragon Age), Cullen Rutherford, Bianca Davri, Cole (Dragon Age), Hawke (Dragon Age), Male Hawke (Dragon Age), Original Characters Additional Tags: Political Alliances, Marriage of Convenience, Arranged Marriage, Requited Unrequited Love, Fluff and Humor, Canon-Typical Violence, Post-Dragon Age: Inquisition - Trespasser DLC, Warrior Lavellan (Dragon Age), Minor Donnic Hendyr/Aveline Vallen, Rated For Violence, Blood Magic (Dragon Age), Varric Tethras' Chest Hair, Bad Poetry, Slow Burn, epistolaries, Story within a Story, Past Bianca Davri/Varric Tethras, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, The Kind That Makes Blood Magic Work, Angst with a Happy Ending, Happy Ending, Wedding Fluff, Hugin (Dragon Age) Summary:
(Another Political Marriage Fic)
Varric Tethras, Viscount of Kirkwall, has a pretty good handle on the whole running-a-city-state thing until Cassandra shows up. He'd be exasperated as hell except that she keeps dragging him along. Hey, it gets him out of the office. Things are tense up North, especially with Starkhaven slobbering over Kirkwall like a gurgut over a wounded bogfisher. Then, Nevarra needs an ally in the Free Marches and Cassandra is her country's best hope. Now, the holier-than-thou, self-important, Choir Boy who invaded Kirkwall is out to marry Cassandra. He's tall and human and Chantry-loving and Varric's got a nug's chance at supper, but who gives a shit?
If Sebastian wants his city or his Seeker, he'll have to step over Varric's grave.
(Featuring Best Butler, Hugin, who deserves his place in the summary.)
The Revelation
Rating: M Pairing(s): Cassandra/Varric Tags: Masturbation, Voyeurism, Accidental Voyeurism, Bathing, One-Sided Attraction Words: 1,077 Status: Completed
"Varric doesn't realize he's walked in on Cassandra bathing until it's (almost) too late to turn away." Written for Kinktober Day 1: masturbation.
My thirst for Varric x Hawke is at a desert-level drought. But plot twist: my Varric x Cassandra thirst is equally catastrophic. Basically, I ship them both so hard, I could open a damn Fedex franchise.

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Come Love or Fury
Rating: M Pairing(s): Cassandra/Varric Tags: Getting Together, Love Confessions, Val Royeaux, Set During/After Tresspasser, Leliana mentioned as Divine, Vaginal Sex, Cunnilingus Words: 5,972 Status: Completed
"When Varric's funds dry up from a combination of Kirkwall's restoration and his dwindling book royalties, his publisher talks him into writing a standalone romance for a limited, exclusive release. The only problem is that the characters are a little too similar in likeness to himself and a certain Cassandra Pentaghast. But it's fine, there's no way she'll ever see it. Right?
...Right?
Maker's holy backside, he's really done it this time."
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66590425