#tescos

The maddest thing is that Tescos was founded by a JEW

First look at new Tesco Store, England, Saturday 20th October 1979.

Davey, who works in said supermarket: *about to shut the door when he sees Race*

Davey: uhhh what are you doing?

Race: I wanted to be cold

Davey: alright, where are your grownups?

Race, pointing to Jack who's looking at the shopping list Katherine wrote for him: that's my daddy!

Davey: alright, alright *turns to jack* sir is this your child?

Jack: *looks up at Race and goes through all five stages of grief very quickly* y e s

Just because you decided to hit it raw does not mean it needs to be my problem. If you can afford childcare - leave your Petri dish plague rats at home.

also, I literally do not give a fuck if you’ve lived 60+ years, you don’t get to argue with me when you cant even work a card terminal.

use your goddamn logic and reasoning skills; Did you really think I would buy your tale about the 2lb pound of Ranier cherries would be 2.99? Theyre usually at least $7. You thought I would believe that OR you’re a fucking idiot who can’t realize that the sign with 2.99 also said STRAWBERRIES.

Also I judge people who get plastic. Y’all got stank energy.

Yes, I do judge people on what products they buy. However theyre specific: “Vaginal washes”, period products we know have chemicals in them, Bang energy drinks.