#terrrrrible

SCARF WARS

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| I have No Idea |- WHAT -| She is even Wearing half the Time | I know the Climate is Cold | But | Really | That doesn’t mean You have to be Plain |

Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

| She can be Entertaining Enough | when I don’t Want to Throttle Her |

| Joking | ! | We’re Both a Little Too Old to be Scrapping in the Dust | Like | well | Rusts | Haha | =:) |

Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

Would they date them: yes | no | not sure

Favorite thing about them:

| I am Relatively Certain | that I could Inform Her that There is a Killer Eight-Eyed Chitinious Skuttlebeast Directly Behind Her | and She would Still Think I am just Pulling Her Leg |

| It’s Hilarious | =:B |

Least favorite thing about them:

| She has Such Miniscule Horns | Which isn’t Her Fault | but Can’t She at least Comb Her Hair Back | to Emphasize Them | ? |

SIPARA AND THE CHAIR

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AA: cutern beforne she went and cut off all hern headfluff. girnl’s looks like a big-ass hopbeast w/ that shit. totes bet hern mom’s gonna swoop down and eat hern, like, any day now. >:}

Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

AA: so cooool. >:O

Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

Would they date them: yes | no

Favorite thing about them: 

AA: when she totally goes aggrno on someone. esp when it’s overn stupid shit. how the fuck do you even  G E T  that mad? >:} what a goddamn nernd.

Least favorite thing about them: 

AA: she is such a goddamn borne when she’s, like, getting all srns abt shit. rnaging chairn: hilarnious. nornmal chairn: totes A+, bonus exp just forn seeing it. srns chairn? uuuuugh.