#terrors within

Martyr: yea- no. We're not having this conversation. He has to go get ready for a Halloween party with fragment

Polyseme: holy hell??? Wild. So wild. He's sure he heard you wrong. Who starts a conversation like that?

Blight: you'll be finding out soon

Terrors Within: they wonder why you would hide a body in the first place. Wouldn't you need it for something? Why else would you have it? Aren't you going to eat that?

Doctor Gaster II: why.... what. Why are you asking? Are you from the families? If you are, he promises that he'll contact you about your family members after a few more experimental tests

Null: ...

Atonia: hide a body? Oh. No. He displays his victories for all to see

Bae: what are you, a cop?

Sponge: there's no where to hide bodies in the void, so he'd probably dump it in someone else's universe

Bear: eat em. Don't waste food

Dust: he's still wondering where his own dust is

Paralysis: not his job. He gets Bear to deal with the bodies

Knat: hes got no idea. He's bad at keeping secrets

De-bug: WHY ARE YOU HIDING BODIES????

Achilles: what...? Huh??

Set: buried under endangered fauna.

Punk: holy shit- he's a hot topic regular, not a prison bird???

Turning Pink: in the closet. Hang em up like clothes

(Putting taste, texture, and response into mind - like will they slap me if I try -)

Martyr: very chill with being bitten if he knows you. Tastes savory and a little spicy. His bones are cracked and rough

Polyseme: he'd laugh it off if you bit him, but he'd be VERY weirded out. Tastes of spiked condiments. You will get tipsy if you bite him too much. His bones are smooth

Blight: do not bite him. He will let his Gaster blaster hounds maul you. His bones feel like they're constantly shifting (like skin)

Terrors Within: you bite? They bite. Simple transaction. Sans and papyrus's bones taste bitter and filthy. They are covered in crack and fractures

Doctor Gaster II: EW????? GET OUT OF HIS LAB IMMEDIATELY????? he tastes of pure determination, bitter and tangy. His bones are melting, so it's a lot like licking up ice cream

Null: no reaction. Bones taste like water. They are brittle and feel like a mannequin

Atonia: HOW DARE YOU BITE HIM? WHAT ARE YOU? A DOG? THEN HE SHALL TREAT YOU AS SUCH. He tastes FAR too citrusy; it's overwhelming. His bones radiate warmth

Bae: he will return your bites. He tastes sweet with a sour undertone. His bones are smooth and well taken care of

Sponge: not bitable. Bitter taste. Filthy bones. He doesn't shower. Ink everywhere.

Bear: highly bitable, very accepting of chomping. His bones will taste of whatever he's most recently cooked. They have cracks but he will guide you to a smoother part of his arm to keep you from being cut

Dust: impossible to bite. Ghost.

Paralysis: he's extremely used to this behavior from Knat, and he will only allow it from Knat. He tastes just as much of citrus as Atonia does, but he tastes more rotten with hints of mold

Knat: excitedly offers to bite you back. Tastes like various wild animals. There WILL be animal hair and scales in your mouth. He's always surrounded by little wildlife friends

De-bug: highly confused and questions if this means you're friends now. He tastes like sprite and his bones shift and glitch in your mouth, making a buzzing sensation.

Achilles: accepting but not excited. He just awkwardly waits for you to be done. He tastes like styrofoam and packing tape, BUT his ecto has the texture of thick jelly, so you can ACTUALLY bite into him

Set: he WILL bite you much harder. This is a competition and he will win. He tastes dry and similar to a mouthful of sand. His bones are naturally barbed, so it will cut up your mouth

Punk: he runs away screaming. His taste is similar to a sour gummy, if not a bit sweeter. His bones are a bit rough, like a cat's tongue

Turning Pink: he is very excited to return your bites. He tastes almost exactly like a chocolate covered strawberry. His bones are rough on the white bits and smooth on the pink areas

Martyr: He teleports away when you try throwing it at him, unwilling to humor your nonsense

Polyseme: he sees you grab the gasoline and summons his favorite attack, his beautiful rifle named Vinegar. Choose your next actions wisely

Blight: Upon seeing gasoline, he takes the canister from you, setting it aside and snatching your matches and pocketing them. These will be useful later

Terrors Within: they've never seen human fire before, so they're curious when you show them the gasoline. Napstablook is the one to light up, but it doesn't hurt. It's just making him glow, receiving claps from the other boss monsters. Grill by is envious.

Doctor Gaster II: this is why he has sprinklers in his lab.

Null: ... Impact gets scared and cries

Atonia: liquid doesn't stick to him or his brother, so he watches the floor catch flames, walking through it and picking up y/n without hesitation. They're definitely going to end up tied up on a train track

Bae: Bae lets the fire overtake him, approaching you and asking if he's even hotter now

Sponge: he is... somewhat insulted. He understands why you did it. But it's still rude

Bear: he quickly stops what he's doing and tries to pat the fire out, yowling and whining like a kicked dog

Dust: he's a ghost. What did you think would happen

Paralysis: liquid doesn't stick to him. You end up lighting up his carpet. Debug made that carpet for him. Safe to say, you're thrown out the window as he demands that the others clean this mess up

Knat: HEIFYEIEHEIEOJRGEJEHE HELP HELP HELP EVERYTHING IS BURNING. HES RUNNING AROUND THE COTTAGE. EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE

De-bug: He gives you an awkward smile, and thanks you for your consideration, but promises your here are other ways to keep warm

Achilles: WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! He screams and uses his magic to stop the fire, hoping his packages weren't damaged. He has to called his supervisor about this

Set: he poses and flexes, showing off how cool he looks

Punk: what the hell man. You threw off his rhythm. How's he supposed to play his bass if it's too hot to hold?

Bone mermaids (collectively): ????? You can't????? The only one who lives outside of water so far are like- Killer and Horror. And those who may breathe air but they mostly stay half submerged.

Martyr: he's... very confused.... though he is thankful that you aren't one of error's puppets come to life to get revenge

Polyseme: the second he sees the puppet, he decides that he's far too sober for this. He's going to grillby's, don't talk to him til he's drunk off his rockers

Blight: he fully plans to rip you open /malicious

Terrors Within: Sans doesn't think for a moment that the puppet is anything but a toy, taking it to his brother, who happily adds it to his hoard of abandoned or thrown away human toys, which he plays with and takes care of.

Doctor Gaster II: he captures the puppet in a glass container and studies it, wondering what makes it tick

Null: he seems to simply watch you for a long time, not saying a word, but the miniature Gaster blaster, Impact, circles around you and bites at the puppet strings

Atonia: he immediately assumed that you're his new cute companion. He kidnaps rescues you and takes you to his palace of positivity, introducing you to his teammates as his new familiar

Bae: after hearing what Atonia said about you, he was very displeased, having hoped he could've thrown you around and strung you up to the ceiling fan

Sponge: he doesn't seem to care too much, but you remind him of the character drawings that De-bug makes, so he won't hurt you.

Bear: He doesn't know how you work. He doesn't care. He just puts you on the counter and makes you cook with him

Dust: he excitedly asks if you're a ghost too, and gets slightly disheartened when finding out that you're just a living puppet

Paralysis: he questions if this is a joke Knat is making, but upon finding out that you don't even know him, he calls knat into the room. You're his problem now

Knat: He is ECSTATIC to get a gift from boss, and happily takes the puppet to his room, introducing him to all of his animal friends, and lets them bunk with froggit in the tiny bunk bed he built for it

De-bug: He practically squeals, taking you to Sponge and BEGGING him to make you some little outfits

Achilles: he's not sure if he came to the wrong universe, as he hadn't planned on going to puppettale today

Set: He screeches at you and grabs the puppet between his teeth, shaking it around like a dog would until it rips to shreds

Punk: Punk screams out of fear and runs away.

Underwater: how tf is a puppet underwater?

RipCurrent: he doesn't even notice due to how small it was. He may have accidentally eaten it

(he's not mean, just traumatized and has a rbf ◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍)

Martyr: there's silence before Martyr awkwardly rocks on the balls of his feet and says "so the weather, huh?"

Polyseme: he squints at the man, and seeing as polyseme is effectively buzzed at this point, loudly asks him why he isn't wearing a shirt

Blight: ERROR 404: FILE NOT FOUND

Terrors Within: no. Nope. Nuh uh. They don't like the flesh having people.

Doctor Gaster II: GET OUT OF HIS LAB RIGHT NOW, MARTYR JUST DROPPED OFF TWO CRYSTALS AND ONE OF THEM TURNED INTO A GIANT BONE SPIDER. TAKE COVER.

Null: absolutely no reaction. Impact is warbling happily at meeting someone new though

Atonia: upon seeing a heavily scarred individual, he decides this guy must be lore important, interrogating him on the location of Knat

Bae: he is actively judging Elyian's wardrobe, and listing his grievances loud enough for Elyian to hear

Sponge: he has no time for this person. He doesn't know how they got in his void and he doesn't care. They need to get out right now and he will be using force.

Bear: ... he's not engaging with strangers

Dust: it seems dust avoids living things he doesn't know

Paralysis: He's too busy stopping Knat from running up to strangers on their weekly walk

Knat: he waves his arms wildly to greet him, but it quickly stopped by Paralysis

De-bug: He questions how this guy got into his file room, and ushers him out, leaving him in Sponge's care instead. De-bug is currently busy with... issues.

Achilles: he's not here to make friends, he's here to deliver packages. Did you order this package from hot topic or not

Set: he immediately laughs at Elyian, asking if he thinks he looks cool with all those scars. Set is... not very nice.

Punk: He thinks the ripped sweater look, but it far too intimidated by Elyian's cool factor to approach

Underwater: he seems curious, wanting to approach before realizing he'd have to actually put in the effort to swim over. Nah. Too much work.

Ripper: I highly advise not meeting him at all. He WILL try to eat anything smaller than him

Fall: he would've went up and tried to startle him with his frills, but he swam away when he saw his legs

me?!?