#termination protocol x reader

: HE LOVES YOU! Well.. more specifically, love the thought of your reaction. He'd do ANYTHING to make you look at him so that he could get the full view of your mask.

: He likes spending time with you all because he got so attached to you from day 1.

: Your whole appearance and so on is what drew him to you the most, don't judge the book by its cover they always say. He always thought you'd probably be the same as him and yet here you are so different. But it's what he likes the most from you.

: You are a crybaby, it's plainly obvious that you are but does he care about it? No. You're not exactly a part of the game, not a killer nor a survivor so it's a bit hard to explain if one day you ever found out about it.

: If he sees you standing up against him, he's more proud and surprised than angry or offended. He likes that. He really does.

: He's a god and he wants that cookie badly...

PUPI MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES — Noli

: The moment he laid his eyes on you he knew that you were an interesting one!

: Sure you cry a lot and sure you're easy to bully but is he that type to bully? No. Well in my opinion he's not at least...? I hope? He made sure to stick around you a lot and even pay attention to your mood.

: Sometimes even matching your own mood or even trying to cheer you up.

: He'll try to convince yourself to use your comedy mask and was more smitten when you did listen to him.

: He'll be the one to try and impress you but ends up making fun out of himself and earning a worried look from the others.

PMM Noli: "Hehehehe... Wanna see a magic trick?" He mumbled with his arm around your.... Around you.

Gangle! Reader: "...What? But you're not a magician."

: Ok I give up, I admit ... I don't know much about pmm Noli... But I love the game so much. But on a side note, Noli would be there by your side almost all the time.

TERMINATION PROTOCOL — Noli

: How did you... Manage to even win him over? He's the least mentally stable and the fact you manage to back him up is actually quite impressive... Good luck.

: He's unpredictable, chaotic and very hyper. it's making you remember a certain bunny.

: Don't stand too close to him as he's very jumpy and moves a lot, if you don't want your mask to get broken you better off standing away. But don't worry, he'll be there to entertain you.

: Pretty sure if you ever cry in front of him he'll say something like: "if you cry I'll eat your tears." And it just makes you fear him more but at least it stopped you crying...?

: The one that doesn't give any flying fuck about your appearance. Who cares anyway. But he secretly loves the fact you two are matching slightly.

: Forces you to watch cringy movies. I'm sorry.

: It's okay! He won't hurt you, even if you're in your Comedy mask or something else in fact he'll be the one hurting FOR you not AT you.

  In the back of your mind, you hoped that either one of your friendlier co-workers could lend you a snack, or perhaps sneak you a rib sandwich.

  Just then, a horribly familiar voice chuckled over your shoulder. “Alone on a Saturday night, darling?” they say in a teasing tone. You just sigh and look towards him, “I don’t have the energy to even pretend to hate you…”

  “Awww, so you really do care?” he moved in front of you. “Well, since you love me, how about I take you somewhere for lunch-”

  “Hey I never said-” you could barely get a word in. He then interrupted you “How about we check out that burger place down the street? I think you’d love it! And I’ll pay, it’ll be my treat, as a bit of a thank you for that sandwich you gave me, it was DELICIOUS, too bad the chef wants me terminated”

  You felt exhausted just listening to him. You didn’t hate him. He wasn’t that bad… he’s just missing some marbles and has a few loose screws. And on top of that, he was a living glitch… Your job is to get rid of guys like these, but so far, you haven’t found a good reason to hate him fully… in fact, something about the way he acts around you makes you feel like you ate a whole insect exhibit alive at a zoo. You SHOULDN’T feel that way, but you do.

  Anyways, while those thoughts were running through your mind, he had dragged you to the burger place. You and him made your orders and sat outside after getting your food. Noli was honest and paid… though it’s hard to say that the money was real, knowing Noli, he probably used a duplication glitch or something, but did that matter right now? Nope. Right now, your focus was to eat that burger as if it was your last meal. And damn, what a meal.

  “You must’ve been hungry,” Noli said, followed by a light chuckle.

  “Missed lunch 'cause a couple of wannabe hackers wanted to be the next 007n7.” You groaned. “And I skipped breakfast because I thought I’d have lunch when I was supposed to… and Doombringer stopped giving me those sandwiches after he found out I handed mine over to you yesterday.”

  “Damn, why do you keep working for those admins, they're assholes…” Noli says with a huff. You can’t seem to find a good answer though, but he circles you and makes a theory. “You feel like it’s the right thing? Don’t you? Getting rid of the bad guys who vandalize, steal, and frame others? But you’ve gotten to know one of the anomalies they want to destroy, and now your questioning your own stance… but that’s just a theory, A GAM-”

  You cut him off “alright alright, yes, I thought it was the right thing to do. It’s only halfway right though… like some people deserve to be terminated, but some people can’t help it that they’re glitched… can they?” You look at him, expecting an answer.

  “Euh… depends on the glitch I guess? I’m too far gone to undo the glitch though…” Noli shrugs “but hey, I’m happy with my exploding kids and my glitchy lifestyle, they just hate that I don’t pay taxes or rent… or pay for anything”

  “What about the food you just bought for-” you try to ask but he places a finger over your lips in a hushing gesture.

  “That wasn’t real money, it’ll disappear in 5 minutes, so finish up and GTFO” he said, teleporting away… god he is insufferable sometimes… I guess you should still go back and pay with real money… but… maybe a free meal isn’t so bad, nobody would notice, right?

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BONUS!

Earlier that day, Noli was bugging 007n7. "Heyyy sev, can I borrow your burger? I'll just make a copy of it, I promise."

"What, no, why would you even want a copy of my burger hat?" He questioned in annoyance. "Well, theres this one person, they've totally got a thing for me, and I was thinking, since they gave me a sandwich, I'll return the favor and give them a cheeseburger" Noli responded confidently.

"Noli... You know my burger hat isn't a real burger, right?" He sighed with bubbling anger. Noli snapped his fingers in a cartoonish pout, "darn, then that plan won't work..."

"WAIT, DID YOU THINK IT WAS REAL? WHAT IS WRONG WITH-"