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Linda, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.

Dave, in line behind her: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

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Dave: Wow, they really hate us.

Matteo: Yeah, maybe they’re homophobic.

Dave: But we’re not gay, Matteo.

Matteo:

Dave:

Matteo: We’re not?

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Matteo: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Dave: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

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Dave: Katie, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?

Katie: No, it’s mine.

Dave: It... looks just like the one I have...

Katie: You don’t have one like this anymore.

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Katie: I think I need a hug...

Dave: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Katie: You... you can let go now.

Dave: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Dave: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Matteo: You're drinking orange juice.

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Dave: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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Dave: Wow, I feel happy and I’m having so much fun!

Dave:

Dave: *narrows eyes* Something’s wrong here.

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Linda, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.

Dave, in line behind her: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

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Dave: Wow, they really hate us.

Matteo: Yeah, maybe they’re homophobic.

Dave: But we’re not gay, Matteo.

Matteo:

Dave:

Matteo: We’re not?

#the edge of sleep #teosincorrectquotes #teos #dave torres #matteo leon #dave x matteo #davetteo #the edge of sleep incorrect quotes

Matteo: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Dave: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

#the edge of sleep #teosincorrectquotes #teos #matteo leon #dave torres #the edge of sleep incorrect quotes

Dave: Katie, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?

Katie: No, it’s mine.

Dave: It... looks just like the one I have...

Katie: You don’t have one like this anymore.

#the edge of sleep #teos #teosincorrectquotes #the edge of sleep incorrect quotes #dave torres #katie dowd #dave x katie #datie

Katie: I think I need a hug...

Dave: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Katie: You... you can let go now.

Dave: No, I absolutely cannot.

#the edge of sleep #teosincorrectquotes #teos #katie dowd #dave torres #dave x katie #the edge of sleep incorrect quotes

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Dave: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Matteo: You're drinking orange juice.

#the edge of sleep #teos #teosincorrectquotes #the edge of sleep incorrect quotes #dave torres #matteo leon

Dave: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

#the edge of sleep #teos #teosincorrectquotes #the edge of sleep incorrect quotes #dave torres

Dave: Wow, I feel happy and I’m having so much fun!

Dave:

Dave: *narrows eyes* Something’s wrong here.

#the edge of sleep #teosincorrectquotes #the edge of sleep incorrect quotes #dave torres

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