#tenaciousdecapitator

So I recently added Savra, Queen of the Golgari and Vraska, Golgari Queen to my Dina deck, and that along with the canon confirmation that Strixhaven has been bringing in interplanar exchange students/guest speakers gave me the headcanon that Dina writes Savra x Vraska fanfiction and posts it on Mystical Archive Of Our Own. (All her sources are secondhand and she doesn’t care as much about timeline accuracy as Lorehold.) What other historical events and prominent figures from different Planes do you think would get the fanfiction treatment from Strixhaven students?

Pour one out for Seffie, having a courtship with her girl best friend stolen out from under her oblivious nose because her grandmother chose the worst possible time to enact her decades-spanning scheme to conquer Paris. Colette went from looking like she was about to offer a Politically Beneficial Proposition to cursing the entire Blitzengaard bloodline in less than 5 minutes. If Terebithia had waited for another year at most then she could’ve had Paris Herself as a granddaughter in-law.

If Gideon Nav and Terezi Pyrope got in a fistfight which do you think would try flirting first

On the topic of your “Sabrina Carpenter is an almost perfect cast for Lucrezia Mongfish” post, consider that this means Zantabraxus would be the other woman being addressed in “Taste”.

Honestly it’d be hilarious if Agatha and GLaDOs end up tying and we get another Train Marriage situation. GLaDOS already tried guilt tripping Chell into coming back by having a party with Lego Batman so fake-dating Agatha Heterodyne is a logical escalation. Do you think we can manage another 50/50?

I like to imagine that Broadway, Raphael from TMNT, and Fantastic 4’s Ben Grimm all shop at the same “size XXL trench coat and fedora” store in New York, each of them completely unaware the other two aren’t normal humans. How do you think Broadway managed to explain the wings to his tailor?

I find it funny that Starlight’s best friend and girlfriend are both unicorns with a wizard aesthetic (complete with fancy cape) that posses trans horse swag and live in messy and solitary housing environments which results in them being socially awkward around other people. She has a weirdly specific type both platonically and romantically.

It is kinda hilarious that Michaela Dietz keeps being typecast as shapeshifters after Steven Universe. Granted there are some exceptions (She’s the brother in Ghost & Molly McGee, for example) but it’s definitely becoming a pattern