I was forced to go with my two little cousins to this fuckn park where I spent the entire day laughing (Grant doesn't seem to recognize his family)
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I was forced to go with my two little cousins to this fuckn park where I spent the entire day laughing (Grant doesn't seem to recognize his family)

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Finally finished it
The ref:
Imma go directly at it
I feel like I'm gonna slowly leave the telltown Fandom. Not like I will not post about Elim and lana and not being interested in lemonly's, fluffpillows, etc posts about it, but more like in i will stay quieter and move on to my other interests on this account.
I'm not saying that "OuH tHeY'rE tAkInG TOO longgg!" No no, in fact it's completely understandable why it takes so long. And in general both of the creators of Telltown of course need a break too. They can't always react to people's fanarts, questions and etc about it.
Hopefully i won't sound mean or disrespectful (please tell me if I am, I really don't wanna be) but to those fans who are impatient, put yourself in their shoes. Private problems + education/ work + wanting to have freedom + corrupt laws we gotta live in + having to hear people complain or being worried people get angry/impatient or annoyed about something you can barely keep up with.
I'm not trying to embarrass, shame or tell people to shut. No no! I just wanna say that we all can't keep up with the stuff we used to like, still like or are obsessed about. New things come and go. And that's completely normal.
In fazit, I still like telltown but I will move on.
-Love yall, from Malin
@fluff-pillow Will there be any more news about him??
New facts lets gooo
Grant is pretty fast like real Dilophosaurs, and he can also spit venom, but he won't do it because even in a dangerous situation, he tries to avoid fights. His parents did the opposite and were like real predators when necessary, but Grant was only interested in books, even though they were hard to get

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I wanted to make a second version where his hair is more neat, but my hands said no
@lemonlysunny How do you draw his damn collar? (Ok, I just dunno how to draw collars:_)
Aaaaand here i am continuing my one-shots/headcanons from the last post! Hope you guys enjoy~ ;)
After Oliver was basically kidnapped, he arrived at the grasshopperâs property/home and Phantasmo tied his arms behind his back and took in on his discomfort:
âAlright kid~ i am still thinking how to⌠properly~ teach you myself on how to behave and be a good little ant~⌠any questions~?â
âYes, you are a jer- OW! h-hey! That hurt!â
âI think we can get started with very simple ones to get through your thick skull~ rule number one: you speak ONLY when I tell you to~â
âBut you asked me if i- cut this bullshit! Youâre hurting me! OwâŚâ
âHa! You see, that was a trick question~ you were- no, you are supposed to say: yes, Phantasmo~ whatever you say, goes~⌠also you were just insulting me again so, really, that wasnât a question but rather an *fakes being sad and wiping away a nonexistent tear* insult.â
âBut thatâs because youâre one and, technically speaking, if i said âyesâ⌠wouldnât i be saying âyes i have questions?â Not only youâre a jerk but also dumb.â
Phantasmoâs eye twitches and he grab Oliverâs hair again angrily but keeping a smile on his face:
âSee? Thatâs why you are here: youâre a âsmart mouthâ guy âalthough, looking very like a female, not gonna lie.â And just insists taking a fight with a dog bigger than you⌠also⌠this is going to be between us AND US ALONE⌠two: your ideas are dangerously a threat to our way of life, i know i promised princess Lana that i would bring you back safely⌠but, but, but, but, but~ if you keep on testing me⌠well, letâs just say that i hope you enjoy being here~⌠hereâs rule number two: whatever i say, goes~ Any. Questions~?â
Phantasmo smiles wickedly at the smaller lad and Oliver, who still was hurt by the things he said, tried to give him a defiant look but probably still looked a little bit scared:
âYouâre afraid that we can outnumber you⌠donât you? ACK! My hair! S-stop!â
Phantasmo kept a tight grip on Oliverâs scalp and approached his face and breathed on his glasses angrily but a malicious idea was starting to form on his head:
Warning: this is going to be a little suggestive now, so if itâs not your thing, turn away now :3 (if you want to skip to the funni part, go after the pink dialogue)
Guys⌠Iâm am not going to shut up about this for at least (probably, wonât promise anything, lmao) 3 or more years!!
Telling the tale short: i suffered a car accident and almost died and broke my right arm⌠so i went to watch a bugâs life again for the hundred time and now i canât stop thinking about scenarios and stuff with Oliver and Phantasmo!
(I did the drawing before the car accident but today (with my left hand (kind hard not gonna lie to yâall, you can even see where i just used the bucket tool, lol)) i painted it digitally)
This drawing was supposed to be a special piece for Halloween buuuut⌠yeah⌠stuff happened⌠yayâŚ
But now i am feeling so much better emotionally with my hyperfixiation! (Thanks Jesus for making me autistic)
So i am going to make a lot of posts fusing both a bugâs life and Telltown together! Hope you guys like it!
Phantasmo would be obviously Hopper and Oliver would be Flik (and perhaps i might even use for real my Ao3 account for the longer fics ;3), here are some one-shots/headcanons for these two:
Ollie was from a different colony and stayed at the current one because some human teenagers destroyed his home using water guns inside the ant colony :(
He meekly asked if he could stay to the princess (which btw, it is going to be Lana if @malin5520 is alright with it, if not let me know! :3) if he could stay and she reluctantly agreed as long as he helped the others to get food for the colony and the grasshoppers. This made Oliver feel intrigued but he agreed and eagerly started showing his inventions to her that he was certain that could help them!
Ollie is intersex but no one knows it other than Morgel (which is a crow-crow and not an humanoid crow creature) and Charlie who he became friendâs with! (Charlie is a bee because i think it suits her :3) he uses he/him pronouns only to not let anyone become suspicious of his femininity.
Ollie is very hypersensitive both emotionally and physically: which means he letâs no one touch him (gently of course, he tries to be as nice as possible about it) and talk down to him, otherwise he either is going to cry or become very aggressive (the latter being only with foes and he knows he doesnât do much damage anyway but he will throw hands if you donât respect his boundaries đ¤).
When one of his inventions goes wrong and made all the portion of food for the grasshoppers go down the river by accident, he immediately tries to hide from embarrassment and the judging stares, Lana freaks out but tries to find Oliver and calmly (although a little bit difficult) explains why it was so important to keep a good portion of food for the grasshoppers, but, as she was explaining this, both of them heard screams and quickly went to the colony to see what was happening: apparently the grasshoppers were paying a visit a little bit earlier this year and this made Lana even more anxious and desperate, Oliver knew it was something bad but he also couldnât quite understand what is the big deal⌠until he sees Phantasmo, a very tall and big grasshopper who looked like he doesnât fool around.
Phantasmo grins evilly at Lana and asks her where was their end of the bargain, she quickly tries to explain herself and that it was one of Oliverâs inventionâs fault until Phantasmo shushes her and places a finger on her lips and a hand over her head to make her sit down so he could explain one. Simple. Thing: ârule number one of leadership: everything is YOUR faultâ.
Oliver feels uncomfortable by how much of a jerk this âPhantasmoâ is! He quickly tries to stand up to Lana but Phantasmo gives him one lazy (and condescending) glance over his shoulder and asks him why he wasnât like the other ants: just pick the food, inventions are a waste of time and useless. This makes Oliver angry and starts talking back at Phantasmo: âwhy YOU guys even bother us to get food for you?? And my inventions are NOT useless and much less a waste of time! >:(â
Oh, this makes Phantasmo even more angrier but he quickly tries to cool down and play it cool: âit seems to me you are a threat to your own people by being childish, foolish, lazy and selfish~â
Oliver tries to hold back tears and continue to talk back at the grasshopper: âat least i am not a tyrant!! And i am not any of those things you just said! YOU are a-!â Oliver is immediately cut off by Phantasmo pulling his hair and forcing him to look at him in the eyes: âlisten, kid, i am going to explain how things work here âround these parts, there ainât no âhakuna-matataâ, there ainât no easy way, only motherâs nature rule of survival: the sun gives vitamins for the plants and makes them grow, YOU, puny and pitiful ants get the food for us, we eat the food and then, we leave you guys alone~ and oh~ thereâs the bonus that WE, grasshoppers, are so generous that WE protect you from other bugs who can take advantage of you~ so really⌠whoâs right here now~?â
Oliver gives Phantasmo a very sour face and was about to say a piece of his mind again until he saw Lana shaking her head, signaling him to stop talking. Oliver blushes and starts sobbing, this puts a smile on Phantasmoâs face and he suggests that he and his gang take Oliver with them to teach him to be a âbetter worker antâ and to finally stop with his foolish inventions⌠Lana look worried at the small ant but (reluctantly) agreed with Phantasmoâs decision⌠Oliver then felt betrayed⌠Phantasmo grabbed Oliver by his waist and hips and started flying off after âforgivingâ the ants mishap and letting it slide this year⌠but him (being a huge ass dick) said that they would need to double their food income for next year.
For now thatâs it, donât worry, Iâll make a ton of posts about this (be ready to unfollow me because this⌠AUâŚ? Yeah, this AU is all iâll be posting now! >:3)
(Please donât ACTUALLY unfollow me, i love you guys đŤ)