#teendad!bruce

Nah bro Bruce is just insanely good at time management and gets almost no sleeping

Bro is a med student, about to take over the Wayne enterprise, taking care of not one,not two, but four kids, and is batman

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Whenever he's sleeping (studying) at his college dorm he'd randomly get waken up by his children who decided to drop by in the middle of the night to ask if they can patrol together or not

I'll probably only update it like really rarely especially this year since I'm like booked for most of it but since I won't have school next year I'll probably be able to make it work🙏

Also if I do end up making it I'll need suggestions on like stories and scenarios cause this will probably just be a slice of life thing

For whatever reason Bruce ends up taking Dick to college classes with him. In one of his gen-ed classes (prolly some sort of humanities) dick decides that he's bored and goes to go be chatty and hang out with one of the other college students. Bruce is way too tired to care at this point between trying to balance being Batman and doing well at all his pre-med track so he's utterly oblivious to this happening. Come the end of class Bruce looks around him to realize that Dick is nowhere to be found. Cue Bruce spotting him with the other student and just panic books it over there. He acts all super apologetic and is probably really worried that Dick somehow managed to irritate one of his classmates. (He does not need enemies at school thank you very much!) They insist that it's really no problem and Dick is such a sweet and well behaved kid, it was super fun watching him and if he ever needs help watching the boy he could always ask them. Bruce thanks them and apologizes once more before dragging Dick away. Bruce ends up being kind of huffy and asks why he never behaves for him. Dick being the sassy little gremlin he is just responds with "Because they're nice." and then just continues on. Bruce ends letting out this most exhausted sigh of defeat. And then I guess just end scene from there.

I dunno your AU just really gave me brainworms that I felt obligated to share. I love it so much and I hope you have a lovely New Year!