#teddyfear

big tebby.......

Funny story, so Mimik’s mother was trying to find someone to babysit her little darling. Absolutely NOBODY ELSE was up to the task, since they knew of her child’s destructive tendencies. Ted was blissfully unaware at the time. So naturally, the mother decided to drop her child off at Ted’s house. And oh boy was Mimik a handful. Yeah Ted’s house got totally trashed in the end.

It takes a LOT to get under his skin/fabric. But once you do, ohhhhh boy you may wanna start running. When he’s angry he becomes even more bear-like. He’ll grow maybe six feet taller and his limbs will become bulkier, and he’ll hunch over on all fours. Ted will start foaming at the mouth and he’ll lunge at whoever made him mad, tearing them to shreds with his claws and teeth. No mercy whatsoever.

Oh boy, you can bet your silly little face he drinks a lot when he’s sad. Maybe being a bartender isn’t the safest job for him. He’s definitely a shower-cry person. He’s a big baby about it. If any friends are over at his house then he’s not even gonna vent he’s just gonna lean on their shoulder and cry. Maybe he’ll eat a few donuts. Sweets are his comfort food in dark times like this.

•Refuses to stop smoking cigs. It doesn’t harm his health much though since he’s just a teddy bear. If he’s babysitting then he’ll have the decency to go outside and smoke.

👻: At least you understand me, Archimedes...