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💊☭Acid Communisim aka AcidComm aka Acid aka “He’s seeing monsters! He’s losing his mind and he feels disjointed”- An affinity for East German memorabilia, electric kool-aid acid tests and highly prone to delusions and irrational thought. Keep him far away from Esofash who can and will convince him his hallucinations are reality. Constantly rambling about surveillance devices and loves watching grainy security camera footage. Unlike the actual ideology, he’s exactly what it says on the tin, that is a commie on acid. 💊☭.

🌎🚯The Church Of Euthanasia aka Euthie aka Snuff (Please call him Snuff.) -Save the planet! Kill yourself! With the four pillars of the church being sodomy, abortion cannibalism and suicide, she’s a real work of art. He was actually alive, dated Darwinism for about a week until they realized that their ideas about the one thing we’re all meant to do is just too incompatible, and as a result Darwinism killed Euthie. Now he’s called Snuff and isn’t a cult stop fucking asking gawd. Also slightly embodiment of 90′s counterculture vibes. Likes Orwell, piss and probably has a crush on The Being. Don’t tell anyone.🌎🚯

⚡⚡🍃 Ecofascism aka ecofash aka eco. You’re telling me these plants are based? He gets along surprisingly well with Esofash. Originally planned to be Authright and Anprim’s child, still considering. Militant veganism isn’t enough, think tankie or full on fascist style veganism. Also a very picky eater in general and at this point refuses to eat anything that doesn’t say “based” on the label. Worships our lord and savior Uncle Ted, like we all should. Actually has very good points on preserving the environment for the future- I mean very good points when he isn’t going off on some horrid tangent about immigration (Homonationalism’s ecological counterpart?)⚡⚡🍃