#ted grant

FT: Flash, Batman, and Wildcat.

⌈ ⚠️ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ⌉ Cunnilingus, PIV, Short smut.

AN: Very off topic, But can we take a moment to think about how fucking slutty Ted looks in some panels??? Because that man is just standing and POSING. He's like a whore ready to hand you some big dick

Barry Allen

Barry loves pussy. His favorite super-food is pussy, and he especially enjoys servicing yours 24/7.

After learning what his name actually was, you can't help but say it while your legs are thrown over his shoulders, “Bartholo-meow”.

Your silly pronunciation of his full name makes his eyebrows quirk up in question, “What? That's not how you pronounce it-”

His eyebrows fall back down comically, furrowing, as he buries his face back against your slick clit. His tongue rolled around it, circling the little bud.

“Bartholo-meow” You repeated again. Barry huffed, his hot breath hitting the inside of your thighs as he pulled his head slightly away, “Baby, it's Bartholomew. Not too difficult”

“It sounds like .. Bartholo-meow”

“Mew! Not meow!”

“Did you just Meow, Barry?”

“You're doing this on purpose!”

He buries his face back between your legs while you try to hide a little giggle. “If you're talking this much then I'm not doing a good enough job” he mumbles to himself, “That's not true! I feel good-” Your whole body jolts with a little screech when you feel his tongue vibrating on your clit. “Barry!”

He holds your thighs firmly, squeezing them with his fingers. “Slow down!” You whined, feeling overwhelmed by the sudden burst of stimulation. His tongue was relentless, working fast on you and not pausing. “Mm” he hums but doesn't stop.

Your thighs clench around his head, basically crushing him and preventing him from breathing, but he's satisfied when you cum on his tongue a minute later, “Huff…..huff…So, It's Mew. Now Meow.” Your fingers tangle in his hair, tugging on the blond strands as you melted back against the bedding. “Phew…”

“You know, I prefer Bartholo-meow more.” You mumbled, “It's like a name for a fancy Victorian cat.”, Barry kissed your abdomen before resting his head on your belly, “For some reason I'm not surprised.” He muttered after a chuckle.

Ted Grant is a tough old bastard. That's pretty much been his superpower since day one.

One of the greatest boxers of all time, whose name is consistently spoken in the same lines as Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson. He was framed for a crime he didn't commit early on in his career and sent on the run. Inspired by a description of the original Green Lantern and thus inspired to become a mystery man to clear his name. One of many back alley vigilantes of the era he eventually was asked to join the Justice Society, a position he holds until this day.

And it was IN the modern day that something about his toughness came out. He's been playing with a specific magical card up his sleeve the whole time. The man has 9 lives.

(An official portrait of Wildcat from the JSA's website. Which shows you even more how the man is very much always like that)

In 1945, just after VJ day Wildcat was caught up in a magical conflagration between his friend and ally Zatara the Magician and a low rent sorcerous thug calling himself King Inferno. Zatara and King Inferno had met once before in the earlier 1940s on a mountainside in northern Turkiye. The same battle that ultimately led to him meeting the woman who is Zatanna's mother. But that's another tale for another time.

By 1945 however he had licked his wounds completely enough from the first defeat to assemble a small but dangerously fanatical cult around the demon lord Naedon. Seeking a powerful mortal body to pour the demon's life essence into and allow him to incarnate on this plane of existence, Inferno needed someone who was otherwise "untainted". Not a magic user, or a metahuman, but the strongest normal human he could find. Which, from what he knew in 1945 undoubtedly led him to abducting Wildcat and attempting a ritual that would not only sacrifice the boxing hero to incarnate this demon but also transform his body into a powerful lynx-esque form for the demon to control.

Zatara appeared just in the nick of time to halt the ritual partway. It was only at the climax of this battle when Wildcat was seemingly struck down by a bolt of magical lightning from Inferno's grappling hands that the after effects were discovered. While Wildcat DID avoid being transformed into a feline form, his body was able to absorb part of the...mystical "essence" of some feline magical baseline. Granting him 9 lives.

This means pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Ted Grant is able to die 9 times before his soul passes on for good. While this was eventually revealed to the public at large during a battle between the JLA, JSA and a rampant 5th dimension imp named Qwsp for pretty obvious reasons the hero community keeps the actual NUMBER of Grant's remaining lives as a closely guarded secret. We KNOW of two times where he's been seemingly killed "well enough" to activate the ability, one during his original battle with King Inferno and then again during the combined teams' battle with Qwsp. So the upper limit of the number remaining is 7. But all things considered it's kinda hard to figure out what constitutes "lethal damage" from afar when the guy gets up afterwards.

There's an entire throng of folks on twitter who attempt to calculate it from every scrap of news footage Grant shows up in. Trying to definitively pin down whether every time he gets blasted through a fence and gets up groaning and popping his shoulder back in is him losing another life. This is of course complicated by the first fact I stated above: Ted Grant is a tough old bastard. He can take licks that would leave most people laid out for a month and get up with only a curse and a smack on the head to make his ears stop ringing. Even at upwards of 100 years old he's in the kind of shape that would put to shame athletes a fifth of his age and his experience and pure tenacity means that his durability is impossible to calculate from an outside perspective. He has given nosebleeds to men like Per Degaton and Vandal Savage. He once fought off an entire lineup of the Injustice Society alone. And naked, because he was in the bath tub when they attacked.