#technophilbur

wip of a little au im working on. brownie points if you can guess what it is, i'll be very impressed if you do.

Techno is feeling so much love for Wilbur and Phil one day, and wants to show them how much he loves them. Except, his domain, the Nether, isn't soft and warm like the Overworld, or full of magic and mystery like the End. It's harsh and hot and unforgiving. He can't create plants that depend on water. There's barely any food here. The mobs aren't all that cute either. He looks to his two husbands and at the many gifts Wilbur and Phil have given him that make his heart feel full to bursting. He works and toils and locks himself away in a Nether fortress.

Wilbur and Phil are worried. They occasionally take time away from each other - eternity is a long time - but never so suddenly and without notice. Even though they know Techno is safe holed up in the heart of his own domain, they can' t help, but linger and pace the bridges and corridors of the fortress he's blocked himself into.

End god Philza absolutely loves the oceans in Wilbur's domain. He's only sad that his Endermen are so weak to the liquid. Techno isn't as enchanted, but is interested in how many of Wilbur's things rely on water. The one time he tried to hold some in his molten hands it immediately evaporated.

Techno gets a little jealous of Wilbur and Philza enjoying the water so much since he can't do anything in it. Give him lava and he can swim through that shit, but neither of his husbands can withstand the stuff.

Philza is working to drain an ocean monument. It’s a long and hard endeavor, but the end result will be so worth it. One day he’s working hard and talking with Wilbur to pass the time when he runs out of dry sponge. Wilbur suggests they call Techno over. He's been more sullen lately, only sticking around for a few minutes every morning before leaving to do other things. When Techno arrives Phil hands him a handful of sponge to stick in the furnace and it dries out instantly. While Phil is thanking Techno for speeding up the process, Wilbur smirks and pushes Techno into the ocean. Everything evaporates in a 100 block radius.