#team shenanigans

You know what, you should totally add your own crazy thoughts about drunk bucky if you decide to write this 😃

ahhahahahhah, I cackled the whole time writing this😂

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Bucky Barnes was drunk.

Which wouldn’t have been a problem, except that he was aggressively drunk. Loudly drunk. Passionately, whole-heartedly, menace-level drunk.

And completely convinced that you were the one who’d had too much.

“Someone get her a blanket,” he announced to the room, throwing his vibranium arm out wide, nearly knocking over a lamp. “She gets cold when she drinks. You know—her knees? They do the little shiver.”

You blinked. “I’ve had one cider, Buck.”

“You’re slurring,” he said, squinting suspiciously.

“I’m not.”

“You are. And your face is doing that… face thing.” He nodded decisively. “Classic signs of a tipsy kitten.”

— In which, Karasuno learns their quiet pinch server might just be the biggest winner among them.

yamaguchi tadashi x fem!reader

— cw; fluff, team dynamics + banter, established relationship, kinda childhood friends to lovers coded?, yams being smug abt his gf 🥹, short n' sweet

— a/n; he is criminally underrated :( and this took me way too long

To most of Karasuno, Yamaguchi Tadashi was the reliable pinch server. The one with the freckles and the surprisingly powerful float serve. The boy who sometimes tripped over his own feet during drills and whose voice could get a little shaky when he was nervous. In a gym filled with dazzling prodigies and boundless energy, Yamaguchi was…well, Yamaguchi. Steady, kind, and often flying under the radar.

But what his teammates didn't know was that in a very important, non-volleyball-related category, Yamaguchi was the undisputed champion.

Because since middle school, since they were all but clueless kids, he had been Y/N's number one.

And the day she came to pick him up after practice was the day the rest of the team learned that their quiet, slightly awkward Yamaguchi was, in fact, living a secret double life as the most winning boyfriend of their team.

Practice was over, the boys were slick with sweat and exhaustion as they spilled out of the gym into the cool evening air. The usual cacophony of Tanaka and Nishinoya's endless chatter, Hinata's equally loud and never-ending inputs, and Kageyama's grunts of dismissal filled the space. That's when they saw her.

Leaning against the school gate was a girl. She wore the distinctive, prestigious uniform of Shiratorizawa Academy, and she was, for lack of a better word, stunning. Her eyes lit up as the team approached, and she pushed off the gate with a graceful ease that seemed to silence the chaos for a split second.

Tanaka and Nishinoya froze mid-step, their eyes comically wide.

"Whoa," Nishinoya breathed.

"A Shiratorizawa angel…on our humble grounds?" Tanaka whispered, a hand over his heart.

They watched in awe, as her gaze swept over the third years, past themselves and Hinata and Kageyama, and finally landed on a freckled, slightly slouching form.

"Tadashi!" she called, her voice warm and familiar.

The entire team, save for one, watched in stunned disbelief as Yamaguchi Tadashi's face broke into a wide, unguarded smile, a smile they rarely saw. All traces of his usual nervousness vanished.

"Y/N! You didn't have to come all this way," he beamed, jogging forward to meet her.

"You left your history notes at my place yesterday. You have that test tomorrow, don't you?" she said, pulling a neatly bound folder from her bag and handing it to him. "Figured you'd need them."

"Oh right!" He took them, laughing sheepishly. "You're a lifesaver."

She smiled, like this was the hundredth time she'd done it, and maybe it was. "You'd forget your head if I wasn't around."

He chuckled, slinging an arm easily around her shoulders for a quick hug.

And that's when Karasuno collectively lost their minds.

"WHAT THE HELL AM I SEEING?!" Nishinoya howled, nearly tripping over his own feet. Tanaka, next to him, was left speechless.

Hinata's jaw was on the floor. "Yamaguchi…has a…a GIRLFRIEND?!" he shrieked, pointing a trembling finger. "And she's from SHIRATORIZAWA? And she's SO PRETTY!"

Kageyama, eyes narrowing, muttered, "She probably knows Ushijima."

Suga, standing between Asahi and Daichi, folded his arms with a hesitant smile. "Am I the only one who's surprised?" His fellow third-years shook their heads simultaneously. "I guess we don't know everything about each other," Daichi mused. "Hinata's right. She is really pretty," Asahi added, almost without thinking.

Suga and Daichi immediately narrowed their eyes at him.

"Stop being a perv, Asahi."

"Yeah, it's scary."

As Asahi cowered in the corner, Tsukishima watched on, trying to hold back his snicker at the scene they were making.

Tanaka and Nishinoya stepped forward and descended upon Yamaguchi, their faces twisted in a mix of agony and fury.

"YAMAGUCHI!" Tanaka roared, stomping his feet. "Explain yourself! Since when? HOW?!"

Yamaguchi, looking slightly overwhelmed but still amused, just scratched his cheek, grinning. "Ah, well, this is Y/N. We've been together since our first year of middle school.”

That set off another round of chaos.

"SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL?!" the entire team, minus one, erupted.

Nishinoya clutches his heart dramatically. "All this time, and you didn't say anything?"

Yamaguchi rubs the back of his neck. "I didn't think it was a big deal…"

"Not a big deal—?!"

Tsukishima then strolled up behind Nishinoya and Tanaka, smirking faintly. "It's not a big deal at all, he's just not announcing it every five seconds like you two would if someone so much as texted you."

Tanaka glared. "Oh yeah? Then how come you don't have someone?"

"I don't want to," Tsukishima replied. "Too troublesome."

He started walking off, but tossed over his shoulder, "Besides, I'm not the one harassing Shimizu-san every day…"

"TSUKISHIMA, YOU LITTLE—"

"GET BACK HERE, TEME!"

Y/N giggled at the scene. "Still the same old Tsukishima, I see…" Then, with a smile to the rest of them: "It's nice to finally meet you all. Tadashi talks about you guys all the time."

"Y/N!" Yamaguchi pouted, looking down at her. "What? It's cute," she teased, standing on tiptoe to press a quick kiss to his cheek.

At the display of affection, Tanaka and Nishinoya crumpled instantly, the same way they did every time Kiyoko ignored them.

Hinata, meanwhile, was practically vibrating. "Yamaguchi's so cool now!"

Kageyama deadpanned. "Shut up, dumbass."

Their arguing blended with Tanaka's strangled groans of despair and Noya's dramatic sobbing. Suga was laughing outright now and Daichi had fully given up trying to keep order.

Amid the chaos, Yamaguchi didn't look nervous. Not even a little.

He just turned to Y/N, eyes crinkling with that easy, familiar smile. "Sorry," he said, jerking his thumb toward his team. "They get like this sometimes." Y/N grinned. "It's cute. I see what you meant about them being loud."

"Loud's one word for it." He shot a glance over his shoulder where Tanaka was still on the ground in emotional ruin. "Dramatic works too."

She laughed, soft and low, the kind of sound that made him forget anyone else was there.

"C'mon," he said, shouldering his bag. "Let's get out of here before they start crying again."

"Before?" she teased.

Yamaguchi looked over his shoulder, smirk tugging at his mouth, small, unbothered, and way too confident for the guy they knew—or thought they knew.

"See you tomorrow," he called casually, waving one hand. Though, the team didn't miss his little smirk.

They collectively howled.

"HE'S SMUG NOW!"

"YAMAGUCHI, COME BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF!"

But Yamaguchi just chuckled under his breath, slipping his hand into Y/N's as they walked toward the gate. She gave his fingers a light squeeze. "You handled that well," she smiled.

"Handled?" He glanced sideways at her, grinning. "Nah. I enjoyed it."

"Of course you did."

Behind them, Tanaka's voice carried down the street.

"I CAN STILL SEE THEM HOLDING HANDS—WHY ARE THEY HOLDING HANDS LIKE THAT—"

Daichi's yell followed: "GO HOME, BOTH OF YOU!"

Tsukishima, walking a few paces ahead, just rolled his eyes, but the tiniest, almost imperceptible smirk was on his face.

"Wipe that grin off," he muttered over his shoulder, directed at his best friend.

"Can't," Yamaguchi responded, slipping his free hand into his pocket. "I'm lucky."

Tsukishima groaned. "You're insufferable."

And for once, Yamaguchi didn't mind standing out.

What starts as a harmless prank—pretending to be secretly married to Carlos for a laugh—spirals into absolute disaster when HQ believes it. With HR counseling, matching towels, and a fruit basket involved, the fake marriage becomes everyone's business. The team? Unhinged. The paperwork? Never-ending. The problem? You might actually enjoy being married to Carlos a little too much...

Fake marriage? Check. HR nightmare? Double check. Emotional confusion? Oh yeah. This is what happens when your joke becomes a mission-level event.

Pumpkin Spice and Super Soldiers

If there was one thing the Avengers should never, ever do, it was a “team bonding” activity that Tony Stark organized.

The man had a gift for turning anything anything into chaos.

You learned that the moment the quinjet landed in the middle of a pumpkin patch. Rows and rows of bright orange pumpkins stretched out under a crisp October sky, families milling about with wheelbarrows and caramel apples, and a big sign that read Fall Fun Festival! Hayrides! Cider! Corn Maze!

You blinked. “Please tell me we’re not doing this in full tactical gear.”

Tony, in aviator sunglasses and a scarf that probably cost more than the quinjet, grinned. “Don’t be ridiculous. This is a covert operation. Codenamed: Operation Pumpkin Spice.”

Sam groaned. “I’m leaving.”

Natasha smirked. “No, you’re not. Fury made this mandatory.”

That earned a chorus of groans from everyone except Thor, who was already halfway to the hayride yelling, “MIDGARDIAN VEGETABLES OF ORANGE!”

You turned to Steve, who looked… painfully wholesome. His sweater was perfectly folded at the wrists, his hair catching the light like some autumn romance cover model. He smiled, trying to make the best of it.

“Could be fun,” he said optimistically.

“Fun?” you echoed. “You mean frostbite and mud.”

He chuckled. “It’s good for morale.”

You gave him a look. “You just like the idea of winning whatever competition Tony turns this into.”

Steve’s smirk said everything. “Not denying it.”

Sure enough, moments later Tony clapped his hands and announced, “Alright, children! First activity: Pumpkin Pair-Up! Each duo must pick the best pumpkin in the patch judged on color, symmetry, and size. Winners get bragging rights and first dibs on the hot cider.”

You and Steve exchanged a glance.

“Guess we’re a team,” he said.

You shrugged, trying to ignore how good he looked in the sunlight. “Fine. But I’m picking.”

He raised an eyebrow. “You don’t trust my pumpkin judgment?”

“Not after you said ‘symmetry.’ You sound like a geometry teacher.”

You set off between the rows of vines, scanning for your perfect pumpkin. Steve followed close behind, carrying a wooden basket that was definitely unnecessary but adorable nonetheless. Every few minutes, he’d kneel down, tap a pumpkin’s shell, and murmur something about density or weight distribution.

You rolled your eyes. “We’re not forging a shield, Rogers. It’s a pumpkin.”

He smiled over his shoulder. “Old habits die hard.”

You found yours halfway down the field a squat, slightly lopsided pumpkin with a thick, curling stem. It wasn’t perfect, but it felt right. “This one.”

Steve crouched beside you, inspecting it like a soldier assessing enemy terrain. “Bit uneven.”

“It has character.”

“It’s got a dent.”

You placed your hands on your hips. “And yet, it called to me.”

He laughed quietly, the sound warm and low. “Alright, you win.”

When he lifted it effortlessly, you couldn’t help noticing the way his sleeves pulled tight across his forearms.

“Need me to carry it back?” he asked.

You pretended to think. “You offering because it’s heavy or because you like showing off?”

He grinned. “Both.”

You laughed, brushing dirt off your jeans as you followed him back toward the group. Sam was arguing with Natasha about whose pumpkin had more “aesthetic appeal,” while Tony had somehow bribed a festival worker to weigh his for “scientific accuracy.”

Steve’s pumpkin cradled in his arms, your slightly dented one bouncing in your basket, you caught his eye again.

“Y’know,” you said, “this is the most normal thing we’ve done all year.”

He smiled, eyes soft. “And somehow still competitive.”

You snorted. “It’s the Avengers. Everything’s competitive.”

He tilted his head, voice teasing. “Even picking pumpkins?”

“Especially picking pumpkins.”

You were about to retort when your foot caught on a vine. You stumbled and Steve caught you, one arm slipping instinctively around your waist.

“Whoa there,” he murmured.

You looked up, heart skipping as you realized just how close you were. His hand was steady against your back, warm even through your jacket. His eyes met yours, a flicker of amusement hiding something deeper.

“Thanks,” you managed to say, trying to sound casual.

He smiled softly. “Anytime.”

The team’s shouting snapped you both out of it. Tony was declaring the pumpkin selection round “officially complete.”

Steve reluctantly let you go, clearing his throat. “We should, uh head back.”

You nodded quickly, hoping your face wasn’t as red as the leaves overhead. “Yeah. Before Tony starts giving out medals.”

As you walked back side by side, the air crisp and the sunlight golden, Steve glanced your way again, a faint smile tugging at his lips.

You couldn’t help but grin.

Maybe Tony’s dumb team retreat wasn’t such a bad idea after all.

⸻

By the time everyone got back to the compound, the pumpkin patch outing had already descended into legend.

Tony, of course, couldn’t just end the day there. He needed a finale.

“Ladies, gents, and assorted supers,” he announced dramatically from the kitchen doorway, “I present to you… the First Annual Stark Industries Pumpkin Carving Contest!”

Groans, cheers, and one loud “I’m in!” from Sam filled the room.

Steve sighed beside you, arms crossed, pretending not to be amused. “He’s serious, isn’t he?”

“He always is,” you murmured, smiling. “Last year it was gingerbread houses. Remember how Clint tried to weaponize his icing?”

“Yeah,” Steve said, chuckling. “Pepper banned him from frosting privileges after that.”

Tony clapped his hands once. “Alright, listen up! Contest rules: one pumpkin per team, thirty minutes to carve, bonus points for creativity and team spirit.”

You nudged Steve’s arm. “We’re still partners, right?”

He glanced down at you, lips twitching into that soft half-smile. “Wouldn’t have it any other way.”

The room exploded into activity. Natasha and Wanda teamed up, already whispering like they were plotting sabotage. Sam and Bucky were arguing over stencil designs (“We’re not carving the Falcon logo, Sam.” “Why not? Branding!”). Thor was… eating a pumpkin seed raw.

You and Steve found a clear counter, setting down your slightly lopsided pumpkin. He surveyed it with the solemn focus of a man preparing for battle.

“So,” he said, cracking his knuckles, “what’s the plan?”

“The plan,” you said, reaching for a carving knife, “is to make something cute. Maybe a smiley face.”

He frowned. “Cute?”

“Yes, Rogers. Not everything has to be tactical.”

He gave a dramatic sigh. “Fine. But at least let’s make it symmetrical.”

“Steve, it’s a pumpkin, not a mission briefing.”

You started cutting around the top, sawing through the thick rind with focus. Steve hovered nervously. “Careful. That knife’s sharp.”

You rolled your eyes. “What do you think I’m AH!”

Your hand slipped slightly just enough to flick pumpkin guts right at him.

He froze. Looked down at his sweater. A bright orange smear stretched across the blue fabric.

You slapped a hand over your mouth. “Oh no.”

Steve looked up slowly, the corners of his mouth twitching. “Did you just… throw pumpkin at me?”

“I it was an accident!”

“Sure it was.”

You backed away, laughing. “Steve. Don’t you dare ”

He scooped a handful of pumpkin guts from the bowl and raised an eyebrow. “Payback’s fair.”

You gasped. “You wouldn’t.”

“I would.”

The next ten seconds were chaos.

You squealed, dodging around the counter as he chased you, pumpkin goop in hand. Natasha yelled, “Collateral damage!” as a stray chunk hit the wall. Tony was recording. Sam was narrating like a sports commentator.

Finally, Steve caught you around the waist, laughing breathlessly as you squirmed in his arms.

“Alright,” you panted, grinning, “truce! Truce!”

He loosened his hold slightly but didn’t let go. “You sure?”

You nodded, giggling. “Yes! I surrender!”

He smiled down at you, eyes bright and cheeks flushed. “Good.”

You were suddenly aware of just how close he was the warmth of him, the faint smell of soap and cinnamon. His hand was still on your waist, his other brushing against your wrist as if unsure whether to pull away or not.

Something shifted in the air.

Then

“ARE YOU TWO FLIRTING OR FIGHTING?” Sam’s voice cut through the noise like a siren.

You jumped back; Steve coughed and stepped away. “We’re carving!” he said quickly.

Sam smirked. “Uh-huh. Looked like a different kind of carving to me.”

You threw a pumpkin seed at him. “Focus on your own disaster, Wilson!”

The laughter eased the tension, and soon you and Steve were back at it this time actually working on the pumpkin. He was careful and precise, carving neat shapes, while you handled the design. Every now and then your hands brushed, and each time, neither of you seemed to move away quite as fast as before.

When Tony called time, your pumpkin looked… well, unique.

It had one big round eye, one smaller one, and a mouth that somehow managed to look both terrified and thrilled.

“It’s perfect,” you declared proudly.

Steve tilted his head. “It’s something.”

“Don’t mock my artistic vision.”

“I wouldn’t dare,” he said, smiling. “Though it might haunt my dreams.”

You laughed, bumping his shoulder. “You love it.”

He met your eyes and smiled softly. “Yeah,” he said. “I think I do.”

⸻

“Alright, everyone!” Tony announced dramatically. “Hands off your pumpkins! Let’s see what we’re working with.”

He strolled along the counter like a judge on a reality show, Pepper following with her tablet as if she was taking official notes.

Natasha and Wanda had carved a perfectly smooth jack-o’-lantern with intricate floral details. Clint and Kate’s pumpkin had an arrow through it (literally). Sam and Bucky’s was… patriotic. Very patriotic.

And then there was yours.

Tony squinted at your pumpkin and tilted his head. “So this is…?”

You grinned. “Modern art.”

Steve tried to keep a straight face. “It’s abstract.”

“It’s terrifying,” Sam said. “Looks like it saw taxes for the first time.”

“Laugh all you want,” you said, folding your arms, “but ours has character.”

Before anyone could respond, Bucky flicked a small bit of orange pulp at Sam and that’s all it took.

Within seconds, the pumpkin carving contest descended into absolute chaos.

Someone (probably Clint) lobbed a spoonful of guts across the room. Natasha ducked, and it hit Thor square in the chest.

Thor blinked. Then, slowly, he reached for an entire pumpkin. “Food fight?” he boomed.

“THOR, NO ” Tony started, but it was too late.

The next five minutes were an explosion of laughter, shrieks, and flying pumpkin bits. Steve tried (and failed) to play peacekeeper, and you somehow ended up crouched behind the counter, clutching a mixing bowl as a makeshift shield.

“(Y/N), duck!”

You looked up just in time for Steve to vault over the counter beside you, blocking a flying handful of pumpkin guts with his arm.

“Thanks, Captain,” you said, laughing breathlessly. “You saved my life.”

He smirked. “Just doing my duty.”

Pumpkin splatter streaked his cheek, and you reached out on instinct to wipe it away. His eyes met yours, and suddenly the noise of the room felt distant.

Your hand lingered just a second too long.

“Your hair’s got some too,” he said softly, brushing a stray seed from behind your ear. His fingers skimmed your skin, warm and careful.

The air between you tightened like a pulled thread about to snap.

And then

“Paint round!” Tony shouted. “Because why not?”

“What?” you blurted, blinking as he rolled out tubs of orange, black, and white paint.

“It’s artistic escalation!” Tony grinned. “Winner gets bragging rights and first dibs on the leftover pie.”

Steve sighed. “This is gonna end badly.”

It did.

Within minutes, everyone had forgotten about the pumpkins entirely. Sam had handprints all over his shirt, Natasha had drawn a mustache on Clint, and Thor was painting Mjolnir to “blend with the season.”

You dipped your brush into orange paint, plotting your next move then froze when Steve looked at you suspiciously.

“Don’t even think about it.”

“I wasn’t!”

“You were.”

“I wasn’t!”

He pointed his brush at you. “I know that face.”

You grinned. “What face?”

That’s when you flicked a bright streak of orange right across his jawline.

Steve gasped dramatically. “Oh, that’s it.”

You squealed as he grabbed a brush and retaliated, leaving a messy white streak across your nose. “Steve!”

“Equal retaliation!”

You tried to dodge, but he caught your wrist, laughing as you both stumbled back against the counter. Paint smeared between your hands, streaking his shirt and your arms.

You were both laughing so hard it hurt. And then suddenly, it wasn’t funny anymore it was just soft.

He was still holding your wrist gently, thumb brushing paint along your pulse point. His eyes were warm, bright even under the fluorescent kitchen light.

“You’ve got paint everywhere,” he murmured.

“So do you,” you whispered.

He smiled faintly. “Guess we’re even, then.”

You nodded but neither of you moved.

And for the briefest moment, it felt like the rest of the world disappeared. No laughter, no chaos just the sound of your heartbeat and Steve’s thumb still tracing lazy circles on your skin.

Then Tony’s voice broke the moment like a gunshot:

“OKAY, WHOEVER’S FLIRTING IN MY KITCHEN BETTER CLEAN THIS UP!”

You both jumped apart instantly. Steve rubbed the back of his neck, blushing hard enough to match the pumpkins.

You couldn’t help but laugh. “Guess we’ve got cleanup duty.”

He smiled, still a little shy. “Could be worse. At least I’ve got good company.”

⸻

The compound kitchen looked like a pumpkin-themed crime scene. Orange pulp dripped from the counter, paint stained the floor, and Bucky was still trying to peel a seed off his arm.

You and Steve worked side by side, cleaning up the mess you’d definitely helped create. Every now and then your shoulders brushed, and neither of you seemed in a hurry to finish.

Outside, the late-autumn evening had settled in a gold and violet sky fading into night. Someone had started a bonfire in the yard, and the smell of woodsmoke drifted through the open doors. Laughter echoed from outside where the others were already roasting marshmallows.

“C’mon,” you said softly, tugging Steve’s sleeve. “We earned a break.”

He let you pull him out to the yard. The fire crackled high, throwing warm light over the group Tony gesturing wildly as he told a story, Thor laughing loud enough to shake the trees, Natasha smirking from her seat with a cup of cider.

You and Steve found a spot a little apart from the others, close enough to feel the heat of the fire but far enough that your voices would only be for each other.

You sat wrapped in one of the plaid blankets spread across the grass, and Steve settled beside you. The glow painted gold across his cheekbones, catching in his eyes.

“Remind me never to challenge you to another pumpkin contest,” he said, a grin tugging at his lips.

You laughed. “What, afraid I’ll win again?”

He shook his head. “Afraid I’ll end up wearing more paint than the pumpkin.”

“Admit it,” you teased. “You had fun.”

He looked at you then really looked. “Yeah,” he said quietly. “I did.”

For a moment, you just sat together, watching sparks dance up into the dark sky. The air smelled like cinnamon, smoke, and cold leaves. Someone was playing music softly through a speaker. It was peaceful so peaceful it made your heart ache.

You tucked the blanket around your shoulders a little tighter, and Steve immediately moved closer, lifting the edge of it to wrap you both up.

“Better?” he asked.

You nodded. “You’re warm.”

He chuckled. “Super soldier metabolism. Guess it has its perks.”

You tilted your head against his shoulder, just enough that your temple brushed his jaw. “That’s one way to justify being my personal heater.”

He didn’t move away. “I don’t mind.”

You smiled against the fabric of his sweater. “You really are terrible at pretending you don’t like me, you know.”

There was a long pause. The kind that holds its breath.

Then, softly “Who said I was pretending?”

Your heart skipped. You turned to look at him, but he was already watching you, eyes gentle and steady under the firelight.

“I tried,” he admitted quietly. “I told myself it was just… friendship. That I liked spending time with you because you make the team laugh, because you make everything feel lighter. But somewhere between the pumpkin guts and the paint fight…”

He smiled a little. “Guess I realized I’ve been falling harder than the leaves.”

You didn’t mean to laugh but it slipped out anyway, bright and shaky. “That’s the cheesiest thing you’ve ever said, Rogers.”

He grinned. “You like cheesy.”

You met his gaze, your smile softening. “Yeah. I really do.”

And when he leaned in this time, you didn’t hesitate.

The kiss was slow and warm, the kind that felt like home the fire crackling nearby, your hands still faintly stained with orange paint, his thumb brushing along your jaw as if memorizing the moment.

When you finally pulled back, the team was still laughing somewhere in the background, but the world felt smaller. Softer.

Steve rested his forehead against yours, smiling. “So… we won the contest, right?”

You laughed quietly. “Pretty sure we lost.”

“Not from where I’m sitting.”

You kissed him again, just because you could just because autumn nights were meant for moments like this.

And somewhere behind you, Tony’s voice broke the silence:

“HEY, NO MAKING OUT BY THE FIRE. HEALTH CODE VIOLATION.”

Steve sighed against your lips. “He’s never gonna let us live this down.”

You smiled. “Worth it.”

He chuckled low, tucking you closer under the blanket as the stars came out over the compound. “Yeah,” he murmured, voice barely above a whisper. “Definitely worth it.”

Teal'c: You received permission for me to fire my staff weapon in the gate room?

Happy holidays, lovelies! And most importantly, happy noot fic exchange/ secret Santa to @itsaash --you're a legend, a sweetheart, and a friend I hold near and dear to my heart. I hope everyone is staying safe and sound! You've made it through the shortest day of the year; it's only up from here! Thanks to @veryspacecowboy for coordinating the exchange and @lumosinlove for the characters!

TW for implied smut and mild Vaincre spoilers

"Be careful what you ship for"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70102586

Here we go, another Harry X Reader because damn, they were made for it!

Just imagine scrolling through your beloved fanfic plattform only to find out that the author you've been subscribing to, has been writing about you and Team Flash all along. And now they published their first smut piece.

He nods, not looking up from his book to point at his room. "Left it on your desk." Bob keeps his head down so John won't see the grin threatening to break out across his face as he goes to retrieve it.

In an attempt to keep John from doomscrolling, the team has made it a running gag to steal his phone, hack his password and reset his wallpaper and sometimes his ringtones. Normally it's silly, like the rest of the team taking a selfie and flipping the camera off, or Bob and Yelena making weird faces, or Bucky holding Alpine up to the camera.

John keeps every single picture because it works. The pictures remind him that they love him enough to fuck with him. That what he reads about himself doesn't matter when he has people who care about him.

"Hey!" He heads back towards the common room, brandishing his phone like a weapon. "Okay, which wiseass put the 'Go Navy, Beat Army' wallpaper on my phone?"

Bob ducks deeper into his book.

Yelena snorts and thumbs her phone. When John's phone rings? It plays the tune Anchors Aweigh, the Navy fight song.

Bucky shakes his head as John vaults over the couch to chase a cackling Yelena and Bob down the hall.

It didn't even occur to John that he'd done it that morning with their help.

There's a yelp and a splash. Looks like John chased them to the pool.